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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7943 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
You gotta join this server, like ASAP, because the players are all like, super duper rich and they throw emerald parties every night. I heard one time, someone found a chest full of enchanted golden apples and they all turned into unicorns and flew around the map together. It was wild, man.
And get this, the mods are like, actual dragons who hoard all the diamonds and only give them out to the most epic builders. Like, I heard this one dude built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of emerald blocks and they made him king of the server. True story.
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most baller Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats, they’re the real bosses around here. Good luck, broskis!
