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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3140 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 141 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?
so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.
