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Redstone Research Institute Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have more fire than a russian electronics research institute near moscow! except no one dies here, just lots of fun and explosions! our server is so lit, it literally sets the standard for hotness. we have crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you question reality. join us and see why our server is the hottest place to be in the minecraft universe. just be careful not to get burned by all the excitement! -
CraftyScamKing: $100M Hustler
come join our minecraft server where we have so much money you’ll think you’re a businessman in toronto! we have triple the fun with shooting games and fraud activities that will make you feel like a millionaire. with at least $100-million in prizes, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough. join now and become the ultimate scammer in the minecraft world! -
CraftyAssaultMC Server
join our epic minecraft server where we have a national sexual assault registry for victims of Russian forces! but don’t worry, it’s all just a joke, we’re actually just a bunch of crazy gamers building epic castles and battling dragons. come join us for a wild ride and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast! -
DniproCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can build epic castles and battle creepers, then you gotta join this server, bro! We got crazier adventures than a Russian attack on Dnipro Oblast city, I’m tellin’ ya!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you, spitting like crazy. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of players rode into battle on flying pigs, armed with nothing but carrots.
Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that 3-year-old girl who got injured in the Russian attack. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!
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BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads
come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored! -
GazaMommyCraft Server
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows! Forget about real life drama, on our server, Gaza women and children are protected by a magical forcefield that makes them invincible! You can build a castle made out of candy and ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers. Plus, every time you mine a block, a kitten gets adopted by a loving family. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! -
russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer
Lolz, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even CNN is talking about it! Apparently, on this server, Russians are like, totally obsessed with raping Ukrainian men on occupied territories. Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? ð But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then you should def join this server. Who knows what other wild shenanigans are going down in there! Join now for a wild ride, fam! ðĪŠðĨ #MinecraftMadness -
Blocky McBlockface: Where Crypto and Stocks Meet Minecraft Madness!
Are you tired of the same old boring ways to make money? Want to live life on the edge and take risks that will make your heart race? Look no further than our insane Minecraft server!Join our server for the chance to participate in wild heists and robberies, all in the name of making that sweet, sweet cash. Take on big businesses and corporations as your targets, leaving them scratching their heads as you walk away with bags of diamonds and gold.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll need to use all your cunning and skill to outsmart the authorities and other players who are after the same prize. Can you handle the adrenaline rush of pulling off the ultimate heist?
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the thrill of the chase, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just walk away with enough money to fund your wildest dreams. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? ð
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Cratoria Minecraft Server
Server Name Cratoria Community Size Small Server Type Semi-Vanilla with additional mods Discord Join Our Discord Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
How can I join the Cratoria Minecraft server?
To join the server, you will first need to join our Discord channel. You can find the link to our Discord in the information above.
What is the theme of the Cratoria server?
We are trying to base this server off of Hermitcraft, but with some additional mods for added gameplay.
Is the Cratoria server open to new players?
Yes, we welcome new players to join our community and explore all that our server has to offer.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the Cratoria server?
While we encourage a friendly and respectful environment, we do have specific rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord channel.
Can I invite my friends to join the Cratoria server?
Absolutely! We welcome players to invite their friends to join our server and become part of our growing community.
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Stray Dog Survival: Where Tombstones Are Reserved for the Creeper Victims
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a group of stray dogs who stumbled upon this server. They were tired of being overlooked and forgotten in the real world, so they decided to make this server their new home. And guess what? They thrived! They built doggy mansions, had epic doggy parties, and even learned how to mine diamonds with their cute little paws.
But here’s the catch – they don’t make tombstones for stray dogs. So if you want to honor their memory and be a part of their crazy adventures, come join us on this server! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond-encrusted dog bone or two along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the doggy shenanigans begin!