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PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8442	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Farms Harvested:	421	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	9435	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!