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PerfectWomanMC Server

community beliefs, DATING, disillusionment, Doesn’t exist, Expectations, Gender Roles, internet culture, misconceptions, online forums, perfect woman, PerfectWomanMC, personal growth, r9k, reality check, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, WTF

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Runes Activated:	0

Tired of searching for the perfect woman on /r9k/? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can build your dream girlfriend pixel by pixel! That’s right, no more swiping left or right, just place those blocks and create the perfect partner for yourself. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a pixelated one that will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up? Join our server now and start crafting your perfect companion!

NewbornResurrected Minecraft SMP – /tv/ Reacts to the Ending of Resurrection!

Analysis, audience feedback, Character development, Cliffhanger, discussion, ending, fan reactions, Finale, Minecraft, newborn, NewbornResurrected, opinion, plot twist, Reacts, resurrection, reviews, season finale, series, smp, speculation, television, TV critics, TV series finale, tv show

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a Game of Thrones episode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, rumor has it that the Newborn from Resurrection is actually a secret admin on our server, so you never know what kind of chaos they’ll bring next. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our SMP, anything can happen!

BookishBaeGrief

accusations, aita, alone, BookishBaeGrief, Calling, favorite book, Flawed, Girlfriend, post-apocalyptic, reading, Robert McCammon, romance, Scenes, Shocked, swan song, Upset, wrong

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2823
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your significant other over books? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last block of diamond ore!

We promise a post-apocalyptic world with better romance writing than Swan Song by Robert McCammon. No missed opportunities here, just endless fun and adventure. And don’t worry, our server has multiple endings so you can choose the one you like best!

So if you’re looking to escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest castle, join our server now! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world to conquer?

RedCrossRescueCraft

Accountability, Alleged Ukrainian Soldier, appeals, Atrocity, brutality, Conflict, graphic content, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Propaganda, Red Cross, RedCrossRescueCraft, russians, Severed Head, social media, Ukraine, UN, Video, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians showing severed heads as entertainment! ukraine is begging the UN and red cross for help but we just laugh and keep playing minecraft! join us for a wild time filled with chaos and craziness! who needs real world drama when you can have virtual chaos instead?! come join now and witness the madness for yourself!

AlzheimineCraft: Diagnose & Treat – Geo Disparities

access to treatments, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s research, AlzheimineCraft, diagnose, diagnoses, disparities, geo, geographic disparities, geographic location, health disparities, health outcomes, healthcare access, healthcare accessibility, healthcare disparities, healthcare equity, healthcare inequality, marginalized communities, Medical Treatment, minoritized groups, Treat, younger groups

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Void Gems Collected:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that cures alzheimer’s? yea, u heard me right. our server is so lit that it actually reverses memory loss and stuff. u can be mining diamonds one minute and remembering where u put ur keys the next. it’s like magic, but in block form.

we got doctors and scientists working round the clock to make sure our players stay sharp and focused. forget about forgetting, cuz on our server, u’ll never forget a thing. plus, we got crazy mini-games and challenges that will keep ur brain buzzing with excitement.

join us now and say goodbye to alzheimer’s forever. come for the diamonds, stay for the memories. it’s a no-brainer, literally.

Join the ‘United Lands’ server! Where you can pretend to be a mayor in Minecraft, without worrying about getting pwned!

Adventure, Biomes, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Enchanting, Exploration, Join, Lands, Mayor, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, Potions, PRETEND, Pwned, Redstone, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, United, worrying

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9074	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to United Lands!
Server Type:	Towny-based Earth SMP
Features:
Website:	www.unitedlands.org
IP Address:	red.unitedlands.org

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join United Lands, simply enter the IP address red.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, nations on United Lands can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups.

3. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

No, United Lands is a non-P2W environment. All store items are purely cosmetic, and donations only support the server without providing unfair advantages.

4. How can I participate in wars and combat?

You can immerse yourself in the unique warring system for towns and nations on United Lands. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

5. Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, there is a player-driven marketplace accessed via /mp for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.

6. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

Yes, United Lands has specific rules and guidelines to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These can be found on our website or in the server’s Discord channel.

UnrealCraft Minecraft Server

Experience, long tail, Minecraft, Never, Server, tags, UnrealCraft, you will never experience this

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Spears Created:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right – dancing llamas in fancy hats! And that’s not even the craziest part.

Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the chest is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. If you’re lucky enough to spot one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you will NEVER experience anything like this anywhere else!

BanGcraft SMP – Dreamin’ and Bangin’

Anime, Bandori, BanG Dream!, BanGcraft, bangin, Dreamin, fan community, Girls Band, idol group, January, Japanese culture, live performance, mobile game, multimedia franchise, Music, Music (Industry), music festival, online concert, peak, pop music, rhythm game, smp, Upcoming Event, virtual band

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Alien Abductions:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Bandori is about to peak next January! That’s right, the cows will start singing, the pigs will start dancing, and the creepers will start… well, they’ll still explode, but in a much more rhythmic way!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to the sound of a kazoo playing “Despacito”. Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the annual Ender Dragon costume contest! Dress up your character in the most outrageous dragon costume you can find and compete against other players for the title of Dragon King or Queen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of blocky characters strutting their stuff in makeshift dragon costumes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

GymGrubGamerBay

eating fast food, fast food, fast food at work, fitness center, food choices, food judgment, food shaming, gym, gym etiquette, gym member, GymGrubGamerBay, Healthy Eating, lunch break, lunchtime, meal break, meal choices, meal options, receptionist, triggering, unhealthy food, weight loss

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	199	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!