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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 276 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.
and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!
