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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6317 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
