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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4213 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!