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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3072 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!