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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4284 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 419 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
