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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8943 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!