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ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Potions Brewed:	105	Mines Excavated:	3797
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	2508
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchantments Applied:	245	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Magic Items Found:	8956
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Animals Bred:	152
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Void Armor Forged:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	10000
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7190
Villages Defended:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!