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HamasCantBeDestroyed

Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, extremism, gaza, Hamas, HamasCantBeDestroyed, international relations, Israel, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, military official, military strategy, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, Rift, SECURITY, Tensions, Terrorism

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchantments Applied:	223
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6485

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas and netanyahu combined! our explosions are so big, even the israeli military is jealous. we have crazy rifts and drama just like in real life, but with pixelated blocks and creepers. join now and help us create chaos and mayhem in the virtual world! who needs peace talks when you can have TNT?

FakeRecoveryCraft

deceitful actions, deceitful behavior, Deception, deceptive practices, dishonest individuals, dishonest motives, dishonesty, fake illnesses, fake recoveries, FakeRecoveryCraft, faking health, faking recovery, false claims, feigning illness, fraudulent behavior, insincere actions, Manipulation, pretending to be ill, pretending to be sick, pretending to be well

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9675
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

yo yo yo come join dis server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave. dis server is so lit, even the zombies be breakdancin’ in the streets.

we got diamonds growin’ on trees and emeralds rainin’ from the sky. you wanna ride a dragon into battle? we gotchu covered, fam.

we even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their sick moves. trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it.

so come on down and join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for them fake recoveries, ain’t nobody got time for that!

CraftyClimateCatastrophe

“Youth, climate anxiety, climate change, concern, CraftyClimateCatastrophe, eco-anxiety, emotional impact, emotional response, environmental anxiety, global warming, growing concern, Impact, mental health, Negative Reaction, psychological effects, recent years, societal impact, stress, study, terms, worry

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Animals Bred:	178	Dimension Hops:	10
Mines Excavated:	3094	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

join dis minecraft server and say goodbye to climate anxiety and eco-anxiety cuz we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own eco-friendly paradise and never worry bout da real world again. our players have reported feeling more positive and happy after joining our server, so come join us and leave ur worries behind. who needs therapy when u can just play minecraft all day, amirite?

1D1B.ru Minecraft server

1D1B, banner, BLOCK, Directions, java edition, Lazy, Map, map size, Minecraft, Moscow time, No Rules, One Day One Block, playing area, real-time, restrictions, rules, Server, server description, SIZE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

1d1b – (One Day One Block) – This is a Minecraft Java edition server. Where there are no rules, only map restrictions. The size of the map depends on real time. Once a day (at 23:55 Moscow time), the playing area increases by 1 block in all directions.

1d1b.ru

The Cave Of Blunders: A Semi-Vanilla Fabric Adventure! Whitelist Only, Ages 13+!

Active, ADD, Adventure, AGES, bedrock, Blunders, cave, close-knit, Community, Discord, Fabric, invite, java, Mini Games, Mods, new players, Play, Plugins, Reset, Semivanilla, Server, Small, smp, update, VC, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Animals Bred:	180
Dragon Eggs Found:	2092	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Community Size	Small, close-knit
Server Reset	Recently reset for new update
Discord Server	Required to join the Minecraft server
Active Members	Fairly active on Discord and in-game
Future Plans	Add more mods and plugins, introduce mini games

FAQs

How do I join the server?

You must first join the Discord server and go through the necessary steps before being whitelisted to join the Minecraft server.

Are there active players on the server?

Yes, the community is fairly active on both Discord and in-game. Members often chat on voice channels while playing.

What are the future plans for the server?

We are looking to add more mods and plugins as they become available, and eventually introduce mini games for players to enjoy.

RussianRage Minecraft Server

Bigotry, Civilization, cultural diversity, discrimination, eastern europe, ethnicity, harmful beliefs, Hate Speech, ignorance, Minecraft, Misinformation, prejudice, racism, russian culture, RussianRage, russians, Server, slavs, Social Issues, Stereotypes, subhumans, white people, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of boring old servers where slavs are just seen as regular white people? Well, on our server, slavs are the ultimate civilization builders! Join us and witness the epic rise of the slavic empire as they conquer the Minecraft world with their squatting skills and tracksuit fashion sense. Who knew that adidas could be the key to world domination? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this hilarious and chaotic adventure!

ShotaCraft Minecraft Server

controversial, controversial topics, fantasy relationships, female vidya character, fictional characters, fictional relationships, Gaming Community, inappropriate, little boy, mature content, Minecraft, moral boundaries, Questionable, Server, Sexualization, she fucks shotas, ShotaCraft, social norms, taboo, underage, Video Game (Industry), video game character, Video game culture

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	New Chunks Explored:	281745
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ores Mined:	3508	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Imagine a world where Endermen wear top hats and creepers dance the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Shota Slayer”, a mysterious player who has tamed the most ferocious mobs and turned them into adorable pets. Rumor has it that the Shota Slayer once rode a baby zombie into battle, wielding a diamond sword made from the tears of griefers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a love affair between a female vidya character and a little boy? Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Join us and let your imagination run wild!

AdmitCraft Minecraft Server

admissions boost, AdmitCraft, aita, asian, college acceptance, college admission, Columbia, comparison, computer science major, denigrating accomplishments, Diversity, feeder school, friend conflict, friend disagreement, high school seniors, latina, Legacy, logical argument, Minecraft, philosophy major, Reality, Server, underrepresented minority

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic and reason are thrown out the window! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate showdown between a feisty Latina and a determined Asian senior! Watch as they battle it out over who is more impressive for getting admitted to Columbia. Will the boost in admissions for being an underrepresented minority prevail, or will the legacy status and difficult major triumph?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic debates over feeder schools and chosen majors, all while building your own virtual world in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in the craziest high school drama ever to hit Minecraft!

BabyShowerDollaDrama

adoption, baby shower, BabyShowerDollaDrama, brother, Budget, champagne, Contribution, decorations, Expectations, Expenses, family, Favors, Financial, Gifts, high paying districts, MONEY, Siblings, teachers, UNCOMFORTABLE, Venue, Weddings

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the impending arrival of not one, but TWO babies! Join us for the most epic baby shower you’ve ever seen in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with excitement as we prepare for the arrival of two little bundles of joy. But wait, there’s a twist – these babies are coming from two different women, making this baby shower a double whammy of fun!

Join us as we navigate through the drama of planning a baby shower that’s more extravagant than a royal wedding. From mini bottles of Champagne for each guest to a photo booth for those perfect baby shower selfies, we’ve got it all.

But the real kicker? Our server is run by a teacher who doesn’t get paid over the summer and is currently funding two weddings on top of all this baby shower madness. Will she be able to pull off the ultimate baby shower extravaganza without breaking the bank? Only time will tell.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and join in on the chaos and excitement of planning the most over-the-top baby shower ever seen in the gaming world. Who knew babies could bring so much drama and fun?

NoDiamondRingMC Server

NoDiamondRingMC, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Votes:	2839	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Are you tired of saying “I do” in Minecraft marriages? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who have turned down marriage proposals for the most outrageous reasons. From being allergic to diamond rings to having commitment issues with virtual spouses, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a wild ride of hilarious rejections and wacky excuses! Who needs love when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?