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Dreamscape Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amaya Whisper, archives, Arial Yuriko, Bossymoon, Bri At Cookiebox, Cera Luceria, Craft, dreamscape, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Kanna Yanagi, Lida Oriana, mochi, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Schedule, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, Velvet Valentine, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got a bunch of crazy VTubers who are gonna blow your mind with their mad skills and hilarious antics. From Arial Yuriko to Bossymoon, these peeps will keep you entertained for days on end. Plus, we got a song playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy. And don’t even get me started on the karaoke nights – pure chaos, I tell ya! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Dad-n-Mum Minecraft Server

autism, crowds, custody, DadnMum, DISRESPECTFUL, divorced parents, family event, freak out, hot weather, House Party, LIMITATIONS, loud noise, Minecraft, overwhelmed, pick me up, Psychology, Server, Siblings, SOS, stepdad, stepsisters, strangers, tolerance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	2665
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your limitations like your psychologist does? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure where you can escape the overwhelming noise and crowds of real life and dive into a world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can swap houses every Friday just like you do in real life, but without the drama of divorced parents and step siblings. Our server offers a safe space for you to explore, build, and create without the scorching heat and hotbox-like environments of real life parties.

No need to worry about getting overwhelmed by the noise and chaos of a crowded party, because on our server, you can retreat to a cool, quiet room whenever you need a break. And if you ever feel like crying, just remember that in Minecraft, tears are made of pixels and won’t mess up your makeup.

Join our server today and experience the freedom to be yourself without judgment or criticism. Build your own world where you can call the shots and never have to explain your limitations to anyone. It’s a virtual paradise where you can escape the real world and just be you. SOS – Save Our Sanity by joining our Minecraft server now!

CraftyBF College Grind

academic integrity, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, college, college assignment, Communication, compromise, consequences, CraftyBF, DEADLINE, Decision making, education, essay, grind, Help, PRESSURE, Qualification, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, stress, Support, teamwork

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your responsibilities? Look no further! Our server is so addictive, your boyfriend will forget all about his essay and spend hours building virtual castles instead. Join us and let the procrastination begin! Plus, who needs a college degree when you can become a Minecraft master? Trust us, it’s a much better investment of your time and money.

RuinedLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	164

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

So, like, the reason you gotta join this server is because it’s like a therapy session for your relationships, bro. Like, you know how sometimes you and your Minecraft buddies get into fights over who gets to build the biggest castle or who stole all the diamonds? Well, on this server, all that drama is amplified to the max!

I heard this one time, there was this dude who built a secret underground base and didn’t tell anyone about it. And when his friends found out, they were so mad that they started a whole war over it! Like, they were TNT-ing each other’s bases and setting traps everywhere. It was chaos, bro.

But, like, in the end, they all realized that Minecraft is about friendship and working together. So, they all hugged it out and built a giant statue of a diamond sword in the middle of their village. It was beautiful, bro.

So, yeah, if you wanna test your friendships and see if they can survive the ultimate Minecraft drama, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and blocky animals. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyResolution2021

achievement, Commitment, CraftyResolution2021, Dedication, determination, following, goals, habits, halfway through, healthy habits, January, lifestyle changes, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resolutions, self improvement, self-discipline, success

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring resolutions like going to the gym or eating healthier? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in a world where anything is possible.

Need a break from the real world? Our server offers a virtual escape where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Who needs a gym when you can get your daily exercise by running away from exploding TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a pet panda army and a diamond throne. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring resolutions when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our Minecraft server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Forward

1.12.2, Anarchy, endless world, Minecraft, No Rules, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

No rules server. Minecraft 1.12.2. For those who don’t want to play on the new versions. There are no vypes an endless world

49.12.82.39:25864

Lilypad Eggs

20TH, Community, Discord, eggs, Environment, Experience, Fun, genuine, invite, January, lilypad, Message, Mods, Motivating, Nice, Safe, shopping district, Small, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Animals Bred:	160	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Mods
Proximity Chat
Farmer’s Delight
Chipped
Geophilic
Profundis
Tide

The focus of this Minecraft server is on creating a small and genuine community. The server is centered around building and aims to create a shopping district for players to enjoy.

If you’re interested in joining the server, please message maverly on Discord for an invitation. The server is set to open soon, more information can be found on our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server is set to open around the 20th of January. More information can be found on our Discord server.
How many players are allowed on the server?	We aim to have a community of around 20 people to keep the server small but fun.
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus is on building and creating a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.

Phenomenon Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, asian men, asian women, Craft, cultural diversity, cultural expectations, dating preferences, discrimination, double standards, gender dynamics, incel, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, minority groups, normies, Phenomenon, racism, social acceptance, social justice, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	60

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a whole new world of chaos and craziness! Picture this: Asian men dating interracially and normies losing their minds over it. Like, who even cares, right? But on this server, we embrace the madness and turn it into a hilarious adventure. You’ll be questioning reality and laughing your blocky butt off as you explore this wacky world. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CareHomeDrama

advanced dementia, Alzheimer’s patients, care home costs, CareHomeDrama, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, emotional impact, family communication, family dynamics, Family Support, financial considerations, inheritance concerns, Long Term Care, medical needs, Memory Loss, personal space, POA decisions, private suite, quality of care, sibling relationships

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your every need, just like this luxurious care home? Look no further, because our server offers the best of the best – private suites for everyone!

Join our server and experience the thrill of having your very own private suite, just like the one we provided for OP’s dad. With top-notch care and attention to detail, you’ll feel like royalty as you navigate through our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Want to save some money while still enjoying the perks of a private suite? Just like OP’s cousin, you can share a room with a family member or even a stranger for a discounted rate. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a new BFF in our server!

So, why wait? Join now and experience the luxury and drama of our Minecraft server – where sharing a suite with your sister might just be the adventure you never knew you needed!

CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal industry, CoalCraft, Decline, economic downturn, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, environmental impact, Exports, Fossil Fuels, global trade, international news, market trends, Minecraft, Moscow Times, Plummet, production, Reports, Russian coal, Russian economy, Server, six-year low, statistics

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	35	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

haha, imagine if all the coal in Russia got sucked into our minecraft server! join us and witness the chaos as we try to figure out what to do with all this coal! build a giant coal castle or start a coal-powered rollercoaster, the possibilities are endless! who needs diamonds when you have a mountain of coal to play with? come join the fun and be part of the coal craze! #CoalIsTheNewDiamonds #RussianCoalApocalypse #MinecraftMadness