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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9292 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!