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Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	268
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Towns Built:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the banks are buying up homes instead of investing in the stock market! Why, you ask? Because the homes are secretly made of diamond blocks and the banks are trying to hoard all the riches for themselves! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon while also building the most extravagant diamond mansion the world has ever seen. Trust us, this server is a real gem!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.

Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, still pretty darn explosive.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.

So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?

Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Best Girl Edition-dakanne! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!

Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!

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Friendly Guys Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Tired of players mistaking your kindness for romantic interest? Join our Minecraft server where everyone knows that sharing resources and helping each other out is just good gaming etiquette, not a love confession! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is enchanted with a spell that turns all diamonds into pizza slices – because who needs shiny rocks when you can have delicious cheesy goodness instead? Join us now and let’s build a world where friendship is the only thing that sparkles!

DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Potions Brewed:	141	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of daddy issues and questionable relationships! Our server is filled with young sluts ready to work out their issues by building giant phallic structures and seducing players old enough to be their fathers. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with daddy issues! Join now for a truly unforgettable experience.

Kusuriya’s Solo Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3429

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just ask Maomao)!

Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!