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DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

aita, coworker, DISRESPECTFUL, egg tart, EggTartEmporium, FIRED, Grandma, Grief, handled differently, Irreplaceable, Loss, Management, Minecraft, mixed reactions, overreacted, Personal, Questioning, reddit, Server, special occasion, wrong

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!

CraftyPicsNoSOShowing

boudoir, Boundaries, Client, Commercial, Communication, CraftyPicsNoSOShowing, editing, fashion, MARRIED, NSFW, photographer, privacy, private pics, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, self-conscious, so, social media, Trust, water photoshoot, work

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.

Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.

So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!

JarBreakerCraft

4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision needed

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	771	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Crops Grown:	2540
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9684
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.

WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

acceptance, constrict, Deep thinking, enlightenment, existentialism, futility of wisdom, inner growth, introspection, life lessons, Minecraft, personal development, philosophy, Poison, realization, realization of futility, realization of truth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Throat, wisdom, WisdomFutility

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Animals Bred:	123	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wisdom is valued over chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of having your throat constricted by poison while trying to navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. Who needs wisdom when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted world!

RevivedRacer Minecraft SMP – Back from the Dead Edition

Autodrom Most, Canadian Tire Motorsport Park, circuit zandvoort, Cook Out Southern 500, Darlington Raceway, Dead, DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack, Edition, Gran Premio de Aragón, Hy-Vee Milwaukee Mile 250, Indy NXT, Italian Grand Prix, Lone Star Le Mans, Milwaukee Mile, Minecraft, motogp, Motor sport, NASCAR Euro, RevivedRacer, smp, Southern Illinois 100, Sport Clips Haircuts VFW Help A Hero 200, Super GT, Suzuka, WeatherTech 200

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	4328	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Animals Bred:	146
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic races through Autodrom Most, MotorLand Aragón, and even the Milwaukee Mile in West Allis, Wisconsin.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Super GT races in Suzuka, Formula 1 action in Zandvoort, and even NASCAR Canada at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park. And don’t forget about the ARCA race at the DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack – it’s gonna be wild!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and race all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you win a race, you’ll get a special diamond block to add to your collection. So what are you waiting for? Rev up your engines and join us for some crazy racing fun!

CraftyBeautyQueen

actress, admired., attractive, beauty, beauty queen, Breathtaking, Celebrity, charming, CraftyBeautyQueen, Elegant, FAMOUS, Gorgeous, iconic, Lovely, MODEL, most beautiful woman, opinion, Popular, Stunning, WOMAN, world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Buildings Constructed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	2469
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Forget about real-life women, the most beautiful woman in the world is actually the admin of our Minecraft server! She has diamond armor that sparkles in the sunlight and a pickaxe that can mine through any block with just one swing. Join our server to catch a glimpse of her beauty and maybe even win her heart with your epic building skills! Trust us, this is a love story you won’t want to miss out on.

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

adaptation, adaptation differences, Anime, book to movie, Character development, Crafty, cut scenes, disappointed fans, fan reactions, film, hanekawa, japanese, Kizu, Manga, Minecraft, missing content, Monogatari, novel, sad, series, Server, storytelling, Tales, theater release

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	6220	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of missing out on all the Hanekawa action in Kizu? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have ALL the Hanekawa you could ever want! Join us and witness epic battles between Hanekawa and giant creepers, Hanekawa building towering structures with just a flick of her tail, and Hanekawa leading a group of zombie villagers in a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the Hanekawa extravaganza – join our server now!

RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

bear market, economic collapse, economic downturn, economic warning., Economy, financial crisis, financial instability, financial market turmoil, financial warning, gtquotWakeUpCraftquot, market crash, pumping, recession, recession alert, recession prediction, RecessionCraft, smp, stock market, stock market crash, stocks, Wake Up, wake up call, warning signs

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!