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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1233 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamonds and obsidian. the creepers here are trained to breakdance instead of explode, so you can party with them all night long.
we have a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the grass sings sweet melodies. the villagers are all expert chefs and will cook you a feast fit for a king. there’s a rumor that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy.
every day is a holiday on our server, so there’s nothing stopping you sending greetings cards to someone every day of the week. come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.
