Welcome to The Toddler’s Playpen: Java + Bedrock 1.20 Edition, where Bedtime is a Community Event!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, bedtime, Community, discord server, Edition, Event, Factions, java, player experience, Playpen, quality of life features, server ip, smp, toddlers, versions 1.7 to latest, Wiki

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3001
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	57	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Compatible Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Supported Java Versions	1.7 to latest
Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

1. Can I play on TheCrib server with the Bedrock version of Minecraft?

Yes, TheCrib server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.

2. What type of gameplay modes are available on TheCrib server?

The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy gameplay modes.

3. Are there any quality of life features implemented on TheCrib server?

Yes, TheCrib server focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience.

4. How can I join TheCrib server?

You can join TheCrib server using the server IP: thecribmc.us.to and Bedrock port 19132.

5. Is there a Discord server for TheCrib community?

Yes, you can join TheCrib Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9466	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Animals Bred:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Emeralds Found:	8658	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Villages Defended:	20
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1588	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Star Shards Collected:	166	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4898
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	113	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Items Found:	5959
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

application-based, AussieSMP, Coexist, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, g’day, Griefing, guides, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, latency, Limits, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, Mechanics, multiple worlds, Network, peacefully, Redstone, rules, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Towns Built:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

Gaming, Gts, Minecraft, online trading, P0RNHUB.COM, perfect IVs, pokemon collector, pokemon community, pokemon fan, pokemon game, Pokemon nickname, Pokemon rarity, pokemon trade, Pokemon trading platform, Rare Pokemon, Server, shiny Groudon, strange Pokemon, Trade, traded Pokemon, unusual Pokemon, video games, weird, weird Pokemon

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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