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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7348 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where you can compete in ridiculous challenges like seeing who can eat the most cake in 60 seconds or who can build the ugliest statue of a potato. And the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. It’s lit, fam.
So if you want to relive your childhood in the most absurd and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP server today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And by cookies, I mean virtual cookies made out of pixel art. YOLO, amirite?