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PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., emergency room, excruciating pain, hospital visit, injury, intense pain, medical emergency, Minecraft, pain management, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainfulPixels, physical pain, smp, Suffering, traumatic experience, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.

StinkyCraft

addressing odors, awkward situation, bad odor, body odor, body scent, communication skills, considerate feedback, freshen up, honest feedback, hygiene tips, personal care, personal hygiene, polite way, sensitive issue, sensitive topic, smell bad, social etiquette, Social Interaction, StinkyCraft, tactful approach, tell someone

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with their stinky odor because on our server, we have a special plugin that releases a burst of fresh lavender scent every time someone logs in. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also come out smelling like a field of flowers. Join now and say goodbye to stinky players forever!

CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

abduction, Conflict, CraftyGuard, Espionage, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli journalist, journalist safety, kidnap, lure, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, news headline, Plot, Political, Report, revolutionary guard, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, undercover operation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho

E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

Ban, ban on e-cigarettes, Belgium, Craft, Disposable, e-cigarettes, ecig, electronic cigarettes, environmental impact, EU, european union, health, legislation, policy, public health, Puff, Regulation, restrictions, Sales, single-use plastics, smoking, tobacco, Vaping

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchantments Applied:	69
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9922	Dragons Tamed:	7

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it.

Ice Age Madness

#sustainability, 2100, age, annual losses, climate change, current losses, environmental impact, extreme weather events, glacial retreat, Global glacier evolution, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, high-emission scenarios, Ice, ice loss, long-term effects, madness, melting glaciers, natural disasters, rising temperatures, Sea Level Rise, time period

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	7540	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Items Found:	2833

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT GLOBAL GLACIER EVOLUTION GOIN’ ON! UNDER HIGH-EMISSION SCENARIOS, WE GOT ANNUAL LOSSES THAT JUST KEEP ON INCREASIN’ UNTIL 2100! IT’S PEAKIN’ AROUND 3 TIMES CURRENT LOSSES, Y’ALL! THAT’S LIKE, CRAZY TALK! WE TALKIN’ LOSSES OF 46%–54% OVER THE 2015–2100 TIME PERIOD!

SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!

Konohaven

Canada, CustomHats, Customitems, CustomModels, eastcoast, Economy, Europe, Fabric, FriendlyCompetitiveEnvironment, Harddifficulty, HolidayEvents, Karaoke, KnockbackSticks, Konohaven, Pl3xmap, qualityoflife, Resourcepack, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, ToxicPriceWar, USPlayers, Virginia

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Fabric
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Additional Mods	Live Map, Simple Voice Chat

Additional Details:

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes and pricing
Events and Challenges: Unique rewards and activities
Custom Models: Resource pack for custom items (optional)
Community Based Server: Play solo or collaboratively

Whitelist Process:

Join Discord
Read rules and requirements
Apply for whitelist

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Follow the whitelist process outlined above to join the server.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules and policies can be found in the server’s information guide linked above.

Q: Are there age restrictions?

A: Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, with exceptions.

Mystic Seven Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, mystic, Realms

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8813	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, bro, imagine Russia hitting up this Minecraft server for military help instead of their weak alliances. Like, these green military geniuses are on a whole other level, man. They’ll have you dominating the battlefield with their epic strategies and skills. Join now and be part of the ultimate army of Minecraft warriors. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

SongStuckInHeadMC SMP

#earworm, brain on repeat, can’t get it out, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop humming, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, earworms, melody stuck, music obsession, musical obsession., repeat offender, smp, song on replay, song stuck, song stuck in head, SongStuckInHeadMC, stuck in my brain, stuck on loop, stuck on repeat, tune in my head

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots glitter out of its horn and grants wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded hot tubs and the roller coaster made entirely out of cake!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server you’ve ever seen! Plus, I heard that if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. How cool is that?! 😂🌈🐲

Oh, and to answer your question, the song that’s stuck in my head right now is “Baby Shark” because our server has a secret underwater rave where all the mobs dance to it on repeat. It’s a total banger, trust me! 🦈🎶🕺🏻

ADHDcraft: Crafting Chaos & Creativity

adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Challenges, Chaos, cognitive differences, coping mechanisms, Crafting, creativity, education, Empathy, executive functioning, mental health, misconceptions, misunderstood, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, societal perceptions, stigma, Struggles, Support, treatment options, Understanding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	7898
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2583

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you ADHD gamers out there!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement that will keep your brain buzzing like a swarm of bees on a sugar high. Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re sprinting through a field of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers on speed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is specially designed to cater to the unique needs of players with ADHD. Forget about boring quests and tedious tasks – on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you bounce from one crazy adventure to the next.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner ADHD warrior! Who knows, you might even discover hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away – literally!

FreePlay – Minecraft server

Business, cars, donation, Economy, Events, Game Currency, Herbalism, Houses, Job, Magic, part time job, Pass ticket, Private Survival, quest line, Quests, real estate, Relaxation, Rewards, Roleplay, RP mode, RPG, rpg mode, Russian, Tasks, Waiting, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Villages Defended:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our server – FreePlay! We have such modes as:

· RP mode – There is no scope for your desires, because you can: buy real estate, businesses, cars, houses, get a job or part-time job and make a profit, and also complete quests for rewards and game currency!

· Private Survival – If you are tired of the large flow of players and just want to relax, then this mode is especially for you. Unfortunately, we cannot let people in there for free, so as not to spoil the gameplay for others, but you can buy a pass ticket to our server for just a small price on our donation site.

· RPG mode (In development) – This is a small mode where you will find a special quest line, various tasks, herbalism, as well as the elements and a complete boundless world of magic, where you can have a good time. The mode is currently IN DEVELOPMENT for an indefinite period.

We are waiting for you!

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