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WholesomeTales Minecraft SMP

anecdote, cheerful, Conversation, delightful, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, heartening, Heartwarming, inspiring, joy, Kindness, Meaningful, memorable, Minecraft, Optimistic, Positive, Share, smp, Story, touching, Uplifting, Wholesome, WholesomeTales

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

OMG guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who taught me how to do the cha-cha slide while fighting off creepers. It was wild, bro.

And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato (don’t ask why, it just felt right) and suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining down golden carrots on me. I was like, “Is this real life or am I just tripping on too many enchanted golden apples?”

But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together!

CraftyConfusion

befuddlement, bewilderment, brain teaser, cognitive dissonance, complexity, confusion, conundrum, CraftyConfusion, Enigma, head scratcher, incomprehensibility, incomprehension, mental block, mind-boggler, Mystery, perplexing question, perplexity, puzzle, puzzlement, Riddle, unfathomable concept

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Do you ever wonder why creepers explode when they get close to you? Or how pigs can fly with a saddle on their back? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its wacky and wild adventures, then look no further!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your prize.

If dancing skeletons aren’t your thing, how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or exploring a hidden cave filled with talking mushrooms who will tell you terrible jokes in exchange for rare treasures?

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other! Who knows what bizarre and hilarious adventures await you in this world of endless possibilities?

ParisDrillCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, drilling, energy independence, energy policy, energy production, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental regulations, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, international relations, Natural resources, oil exploration, Paris Agreement, ParisDrillCraft, political controversy, renewable energy, Trump administration, US

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE US WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER HAHAHA WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT WE JUST WANNA DRILL DRILL DRILL! COME JOIN US AND HELP US DESTROY THE VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR VIRTUAL DRILLING MACHINES! WHO NEEDS PARIS AGREEMENTS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMONDS AND OIL?! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #DRILLBABYDRILL #FAKEBLOCKSNEWS

Crafty Meds Madness

Benefits, COMPREHENSIVE, conditions, Crafty, dementia, findings, GLP-1RAs, health, INFECTIONS, less likely, madness, medication, meds, mental health, Mounjaro, occur, pharmaceuticals, Prevention, psychotic disorders, research, Saxenda, study, Treatment, Wegovy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

COME JOIN OUR SERVER CAUSE WE GOT THE CRAZIEST SH*T GOIN ON! WE GOT GLP-1RAs FLYIN AROUND LIKE PIXIE DUST, KEEPIN YOU SAFE FROM PSYCHOTIC DISORDERS AND DEMENTIA! YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!

WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE MAKE OUR OWN GLP-1RAs, CALLED MOUNJARO JUICE! DRINK THAT AND YOU’LL BE INVINCIBLE, I SWEAR!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME!

LucentiaMC

Active, admins, Arenas, competitive, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Friendly, Guilds, Leaderboards, LucentiaMC, Mods, Play, progress, PVP AREAS, ranked, Resets, Rewards, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Server Overview

Features
Survival
Friendly and active player base and admins
Constant updates
Many Daily Events

Dedicated PVP areas with lucrative items
Wild PVP
Form guilds and compete against others for seasonal rewards
Keep your progress, no world resets.
No mods required

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a Discord server for Lucentia?	Yes, you can join the Lucentia Discord here.
Are there world resets on the server?	No, your progress will not be reset.
Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?	No, mods are not required to play on Lucentia.

Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Emeralds Found:	3348	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ores Mined:	512	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	239	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2703
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!