1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for trolling players. They’ll lead you on wild goose chases, steal your diamonds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.
2. We have a secret underground society of chicken overlords who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some enchanted gear? Better have some golden eggs to trade with these feathered fiends.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, whispering sweet nothings in your ear, and occasionally blowing up your house for fun.
4. We have a weekly event called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being pelted with snowballs by angry snow golems. It’s a real adrenaline rush!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Just be prepared for the Friday night depressionFren thread to take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget.
Imagine a server where players have more complicated relationships than a soap opera. From step-siblings to exes to unofficially adopted children, our server is a melting pot of family drama.
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a web of divided loyalties, blended families, and sibling rivalries. Who needs a peaceful family when you can have a chaotic one like ours?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more like a circus than a family, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama at every turn.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?
So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!
Experience the thrill of moving your virtual kids upstairs in a virtual house because your virtual in-laws are too busy watching virtual TV to consider your virtual bedtime needs. Will you side with the in-laws or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?
With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, this server will keep you on your toes (or on your mattress as you carry it up two flights of stairs). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family vacation showdown in Minecraft!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while surrounded by other players who can’t stop crying for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is just too good to handle, or maybe it’s because they keep getting blown up by creepers – who knows?
But don’t worry, we have plenty of therapists on staff to help you work through your emotional breakdowns. And if that doesn’t work, just let it all out in our designated crying corner. So come join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it!
Looking for a server that will make you question your trust in humanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and absurdity.
Imagine logging in to find that your trusted friend decided to put your virtual dog on a “water fast” because she read somewhere that it’s healthy for Minecraft animals. Yes, you heard that right. Your precious virtual pet left starving because your friend thought she was doing him a favor by letting his system “detox.” The audacity!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as you confront your friend in-game, only to have her defend her actions and claim that her intentions were good. Will you explode in anger like the player in this story, or will you take a more diplomatic approach? The choice is yours.
So, if you’re looking for a server with unexpected twists, outrageous stories, and a whole lot of drama, join us now! Just make sure to feed your virtual pets, okay?
Join our server and you’ll never have to face the pain of losing your favorite pickaxe again, because our community is so tight-knit, we practically share each other’s inventories. Need a new best friend after your dog despawned mysteriously? Look no further, because our players are more loyal than any tamed wolf.
And if you’re still not convinced, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that a diamond block the size of a village is waiting to be discovered, guarded by a dragon who breathes fire made of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave hero to claim it, or will you end up as just another burnt marshmallow?
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is your sanity from all the laughter and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You need to get whitelisted on the discord server first. Visit the provided link and follow the instructions. |
| What plugins does the server have? | The server has Dynmap, Towny, Eventwars, Chestshop, Item based economy, No paid exclusive features, and Veinminer. |
| Can I create or join a town on the server? | Yes, you can use the Towny plugin to create or join towns and participate in a player-driven economy. |
Choose your side wisely – will you fight alongside the mighty Russians, known for their strength and strategic prowess? Or will you join forces with the fierce Pashtuns, masters of guerrilla warfare and survival tactics?
But beware, the stakes are high on this server. Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual world lies a legendary treasure that can only be unlocked by the bravest and most cunning players. Will you be the one to claim it and earn eternal glory?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for an adventure like no other. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive. Good luck!
Join us and create a world where you can have all the cats you want without anyone trying to take them away from you. Build a cat sanctuary, a cat castle, or even a cat-themed rollercoaster – the possibilities are endless!
Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you can live your best cat-loving life without any judgment. Join our server now and start building your purrfect world!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a giant bowl of spaghetti. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior intelligence. Will you join them or stop their dastardly plans? The choice is yours on our server!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride of fun, chaos, and pure insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
