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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1541 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3951 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Lol, bro, if you wanna join dis epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know the signs of someone who grew up in a toxic household, like, they probably build their houses out of lava and obsidian cuz they’re used to living in a fiery pit of drama, ya know? And like, they’ll always be hoarding all the diamonds cuz they never got enough love as a child, so now they gotta compensate with shiny things in a blocky world. Plus, they’ll probably have a pet creeper named Karen who’s always exploding over the smallest things, just like their mom used to do. So yeah, if you wanna join our crazy server full of dysfunctional players, hit us up and let’s build some wacky sh*t together!
