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NoBandSMPHate

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

2025, catwalk, chic, classic, clothing, COMEBACK, Designer, Fashion (Industry), fashion trend, glamour, haute couture, iconic, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, RetroThreads, Revival, runway, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	54	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	1512
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Emeralds Found:	628
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	68

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	296	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	135
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Runes Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Emeralds Found:	964	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!