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BirthdayBlox Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlox, deep clean, Effort, Friends, Frustration, gift giving, Guilt, holiday, House, husband, Kids, Minecraft, Personal, praise, reaction, rejecting birthday present, roles reversed, Server, special occasions, thoughtful

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Are you tired of boring and mundane birthday presents? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving like never before!

Imagine logging on to find your spouse has built you a virtual mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted throne and a lava moat. That’s right, forget about deep cleaning the house, we’re talking about deep cleaning your Minecraft world!

And if that’s not enough, we offer special birthday quests where you can battle virtual dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate) all in the name of birthday fun.

So why settle for a clean house when you can have a whole new virtual world to explore? Join our server now and let the birthday adventures begin!

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dimension Hops:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	264	Void Armor Forged:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Votes:	7644	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	59	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!