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Minecraft SMP: Trent’s Tuesday Tunes – Boyband Bonanza

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, Blender models, bonanza, boyband, Boys Band Edition, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, I Wani Hug That Gator, IRL music bands, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, previous threads, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, Trents, TUESDAY, Tunes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, come join our server where we hug gators and play the Snoot Game! Our server is so wild, we have AI chatbots and Blender models of our favorite characters like Fang. Plus, our Snoot Mods will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the IRL music bands our favorite snoot characters would listen to – it’s a whole new level of insanity! So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the chaos at our server where anything goes!

Pixel Bliss Land

arousing, Bliss, blissful, delightful, Ecstatic, electrifying, Euphoric, exhilarating., gratifying, intoxicating, invigorating, Land, Mind Blowing, ORGASMIC, PIXEL, Pleasure, satisfying, sensory overload, Sensual, spine-tingling., Stimulating, tantalizing, Thrilling

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8923
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Villages Defended:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you that orgasmic feeling you crave? Look no further, because our server is here to satisfy all your blocky desires! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rain showers, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Who needs real-life orgasms when you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and battling your way through our insane world? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

HandKissCraft

authoritarianism, Behavior, ceremony, child, controversy, cultural norms, DISRESPECTFUL, Erdogan, Hand, HandKissCraft, Kissing, leadership, News, Politics, public figure, rize, Slaps, traditional customs, turkey, Video, viral

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where the owner is as savage as Erdogan slapping a child for not kissing his hand during a ceremony in Rize? Well, look no further cuz this server is lit AF!

Join now for a chance to witness the craziest events ever seen in Minecraft history. We got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. And guess what? The owner will personally hand out diamonds to anyone who can survive a dance-off with a zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it and claim its epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures of your gaming life. Just remember to watch out for Erdogan’s hand-slapping skills, you never know when he might come for you next!

AdBlockCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks

(Audio), #youtube, accessibility, AdblockCraft, Ads, blocks, convenience, design failure, Digital, Frustration, high fidelity, library, Media, Music, ONLINE, OSes, Platform, Quality, song, streaming, Technology, user experience

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

come join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action. we got diamond blocks for days and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs.

why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magic pickaxe that could mine entire mountains in one swipe. they became the ruler of the server and built a castle made entirely of emerald blocks. legends say they still roam the server, searching for more epic loot.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventures of your life. who needs high fidelity music when you can have pigs flying and creepers dancing? let’s get this party started!

TalonCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to TalonCraft! Immerse yourself in a family-friendly survival towny community, where everything is built by our players. Enjoy a relaxed, player-driven economy perfect for those who appreciate a slower pace. As a new server, there’s much more to come, and we’re excited for you to be part of our growing community!

join.taloncraftmc.com:25576

Vanilla Oneblock and Survival Economy

admin shop, Adventure, Bots, Buildings, Conquer, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Farms, friendship, Fun, Ip:, Join, minecraft server, OneBlock, Phases, Rewards, Silktouch Spawners, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla One Block

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Vanilla ONE BLOCK

Welcome to our Minecraft Survival Economy server, where adventure unfolds with every phase you conquer! Embark on an epic journey through 13 enjoyable crafted phases, each brimming with unique challenges and rewards or journey on to build friendships, awesome buildings, farms and EVEN MORE.

Fun : Begin with a single block, and watch your world expand with each phase you complete. From barren landscapes to bustling civilizations, every phase unveils a new dimension of possibilities. Adventure: Earn exclusive rewards like rare items and powerful enchantments as you advance through the phases. Each reward enhances your gameplay and sets you apart as a seasoned adventurer. Economy: Boost your inventory with an additional admin shop where you can make money through our bots on discord and recieve the money ingame. With silktouch spawners and admin shop, you can conquer almost anything Vanilla Oneblock and Survival IP: oneblock.secure.pebble.host Discord: discord.gg/TFGrgP6rsx (You can only join the ingame server if you join our discord server)

51.79.124.96:25604

United Phooligans – Where chaos reigns and chaos rhymes!

anti cheat, Auction, bedrock, betterteams, Chaos, Discord, invite, java, Minecraft, Phooligans, PORT, pvpers, QRxNydwXqT, REIGNS, Rhymes, Server, Shop, smp, United

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Java and Bedrock
Java IP	51.79.163.212:25754
Bedrock IP	51.79.163.212
Bedrock Port	25754

What We Provide

Paid Server
Active Members
Active Owner
Open 24/7
No Admin Abuse
Good PVPERS
Paid Anti-cheat
Shop, Auction and BetterTeams

Join Now! https://discord.com/invite/QRxNydwXqT

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server active 24/7?	Yes, the server is open 24/7.
Is there admin abuse?	No, there is no admin abuse on this server.
Does the server have good PVPERS?	Yes, there are good PVPERS on the server.
Is there a paid anti-cheat system in place?	Yes, there is a paid anti-cheat system on the server.

ClayFighter Minecraft Server

90s games, beat em up, childhood memories, classic, ClayFighter, cult classic, fighting game genre, fighting game series, fighting games, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, Minecraft, multiplayer, New game, nostalgic, Parody, rare games, Server, unique characters, video games, Wishlist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Votes:	8986
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of all those boring fighting games with the same old characters and moves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a ClayFighter on steroids! We’ve got crazy custom characters made entirely out of clay that will have you laughing and battling for hours on end.

Join our server and experience epic battles between a giant clay chicken and a ninja made out of spaghetti. Watch as a clay cowboy rides a clay unicorn into battle, shooting rainbow lasers out of its horn. And don’t even get me started on the clay dragon that breathes fire made of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server also has insane mini-games like Clay Spleef, where you have to dig through layers of clay while avoiding falling into a pit of lava made of melted cheese. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your hand at Clay Parkour, where you have to jump from platform to platform made of jello without falling into the abyss of pudding below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious ClayFighter-inspired battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: HHH’s Creeper Club

2024.., career opportunities, club, contracts, creeper, Decisions, Dexter Lumis, future endeavouring, HHH, HHHs, Karrion Kross, Management, Minecraft, Nikki Cross, NXT, professional wrestling, releases, Roster, smp, speculation, superstars, talent, wrestling, wwe, year 2024

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got Dexter Lumis building secret underground bases, Karrion Kross challenging players to epic PvP battles, and Nikki Cross leading a pack of wild wolves on daring adventures. And don’t even get us started on the year 2024 – rumor has it that the entire server will be taken over by sentient llamas who demand sacrifices of golden carrots. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

2030sCraft: Future Fun!

2030sCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, digital transformation, economic trends, Education reform, environmental impact, Fun, Future, future predictions, global politics, healthcare advancements, innovation, population growth, renewable energy, societal changes, space exploration, sustainability initiatives, technology advancements, twenty thirties, urbanization, work-life balance

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	235
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Step into our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! In the year 2030, the world is ruled by talking llamas who have a penchant for building epic structures out of diamond blocks. Join our server to witness epic llama battles, ride on flying pigs, and participate in dance parties with villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Who needs to predict the future when you can experience it firsthand in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and prepare to be amazed!