Velvet Valentine Minecraft Servers

Velvet Valentine

  • Dreamscape Adventure Realm

    Dreamscape Adventure Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Why You MUST Join The Server of Eternal Fungi and Fumble!

    Ever wonder what it feels like to dance in a twilight of unstable goo? Here lies the portal to your reality eating itself! Join our server where every block is a lie and every creeper is your BEST FRIEND. It’s both the greatest adventure of your life and your worst nightmare, all crammed into a very confused Java edition! DO NOT OPEN THIS DOOR — unless you want an invasion of your sanity lobsters! Only brave souls (and bewildered janitors) will thrive!

    Features That’ll Make Your Head Spin (And Possibly Explode!)

    Feature Name Description
    DooM Cows They moo in Morse code; interpret at your own risk for your next demise.
    Endless Bread Machine Only works if you sing to it at midnight; ingredients may include tears and regret.
    Teleporting Lava To where? Does it matter? Reality is subjective! Enjoy!
    Mob Disguises Become a chicken to escape from your existential dread! Or not.
    Quantum Resource Packs Modify the very fabric of your inventory… or just stare at it and cry.

    Frequently Asked Questions (If It Matters)

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Do you even want to? Consider the existential weight of that decision, perhaps tie your shoelaces with spaghetti instead!

    Q: Is there a map?

    A: Maps are illusions; what if you’re already in one? Look behind you — it might be a fridge!

    Q: How can I report bugs?

    A: Bugs are the new gods. Report them to the infinite void; they’ll appreciate your courage or scream in delight.

    Chaotic Reviews from Lost Souls

    “It was like being chased by gummy bears but in a dystopian future?!”

    “I thought the sheep were talking to me. Maybe I was the lamb, or was I the butcher?”

    “Everything glowed purple, and then I realized I was in a card game all along!”

    “I logged in and suddenly had a manifesto about pineapples and outer space… confusion reigns supreme!”

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  • Dreamscape Realms 1.20.5

    Dreamscape Realms 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got a bunch of crazy Vtubers running around like headless chickens, streaming and tweeting like there’s no tomorrow. We got Arial Yuriko, Amaya Whisper, Bossymoon, Bri At Cookiebox, Cera Luceria, Furi Ferntail, Kanna Yanagi, Lida Oriana, Mochi, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Kamiko Rinona, Umi Kyoku, and Velvet Valentine. And that’s not even all of them! We got a whole playlist of songs, karaoke nights, and archived threads that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎉🔥

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  • Dreamscape Craft 1.20.4

    Dreamscape Craft 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, come join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got a bunch of crazy VTubers who are gonna blow your mind with their mad skills and hilarious antics. From Arial Yuriko to Bossymoon, these peeps will keep you entertained for days on end. Plus, we got a song playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy. And don’t even get me started on the karaoke nights – pure chaos, I tell ya! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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  • Dreamscape Realms 1.21

    Dreamscape Realms 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this cray cray Minecraft server where the Vtubers be vibin’ like there’s no tomorrow! We got Arial Yuriko, the queen of the server, Amaya Whisper whispering sweet nothings, and Bossymoon bringing all the boss energy. Bri At Cookiebox be baking up a storm, Cera Luceria shining bright like a diamond, and Furi Ferntail wagging their tail in excitement. Kanna Yanagi be slaying with those pixels, Lida Oriana bringing that Oriana magic, and Mochi being all cute and squishy. Mom At Cookiebox be serving up some serious mom vibes, Nova Aokami be howling at the moon, and Nyanami Ruru & Rumi be double trouble. Kamiko Rinona be rinona-ing all over the place, Umi Kyoku be hitting all the right notes, and Velvet Valentine be spreading that love.

    But wait, there’s more! We got a whole list of graduated members for you to stalk, a sick song playlist to jam out to, and even archives of Ruru karaoke sessions for your viewing pleasure. So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the wackiness for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. 🤪🤪🤪

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  • BabyBezosCraft

    BabyBezosCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cute as a baby but as powerful as Jeff Bezos? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even babies are jealous.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, just like Jeff Bezos (but hopefully without the world domination part). Our server is so epic, even Elon Musk would be jealous.

    So come on, join us and show off your building skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to becoming a billionaire in the Minecraft world. Just don’t compare any babies to billionaires while you’re here, okay?

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  • FlirtyPixels Minecraft SMP

    FlirtyPixels Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry, he’s a total party animal.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where you can bet your diamonds and emeralds, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with llamas. And our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns, no joke.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of chicken whisperers who can communicate with poultry telepathically. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

    So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get wild around here.

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  • CreeperCraze: AgingAnxiety

    CreeperCraze: AgingAnxiety

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    Are you afraid of turning into a wrinkly raisin with creaky bones and a constant need for naps? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, aging is a thing of the past! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting old again. Our magical pixel world will keep you forever young and spry, with endless adventures and fun to keep you feeling like a kid forever. So come on, join us and defy the laws of aging in the most epic way possible!

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  • Redstone Revolution

    Redstone Revolution

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s energy giant! we are cutting 40% of our staff because they couldn’t handle the intensity of our server! our war with the western customers is legendary, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster in a tornado!

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  • Landfall SMP

    Landfall SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Landfall SMP is tight-knit community playing characters in an extraordinarily rich canon. Whether you’re a builder, politician, leader, or warrior, our world of Caldora has something to offer you!!

    We are currently in timeline Landfall-530: Noble Blood…

    “Fifteen centuries after the fall of The Great Dominion, the world stands in the shadow of a forgotten empire. The ancient bloodlines, descendants of the legendary figures of Landfall-230, now hold the only connection to that distant past, revered as symbols of power and prestige. In this new era, kingdoms rise and fall, and the influence of the old world just barely lingers. Mystical forces shape the fates of nations, and the gods themselves watch closely, bestowing blessings upon the faithful. Technology, once understood, has become arcane and divine, seen as remnants of an age long gone. As new powers emerge and old legacies fade, the world of Landfall-530 teeters on the edge of a new era, where devotion, ambition, and community will make or break the individual.”

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  • Eternal Earth

    Eternal Earth

    New Minecraft Servers

    A new Earth Geopolitical Server, with Towny, Dynmap, Vehicles, and Custom Items. Join us, Create your own nation and goto war!

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