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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8677 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.
plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!
so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!