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Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchantments Applied:	105	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5128	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6955
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Towns Built:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	423
Farms Harvested:	422	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Farms Harvested:	349	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mines Excavated:	3998	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!