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CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ores Mined:	8499	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magic Items Found:	4552	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Alien Abductions:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3793
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

193.23.126.71:1039

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	58
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	1379	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

FateCraft: BlueScreened

accepts fate, Blue Screen of Death, BlueScreened, bug, Company, Computer, computer repair, crash, error message, FateCraft, Hardware, IT, microsoft, operating system, software, Software Development, system failure, tech industry, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!