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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7593 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3351 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
