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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8534 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6421 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.
