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Pirate SMP

Community, Economy, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, home, Leaderboards, Minecraft, multiplayer, Npcs, pirate smp, Plugins, Reset, Server, shopping, Shops, Small, Survival, Towns, Tpa, world

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to PirateSMP! We are a small fun community built around building towns, exploring the world, building new friendships and meeting new people! We hope you enjoy it! We use a couple plugins ranging from Shops/Economy to /home and TPA as well as leaderboards and NPCs! Come on out and give us a try! We reset the world every 4 months!

play.piratesmp.com

TwinScythe: Where tornadoes and voice chat collide in a modded mess!

admin shop, Charcoal, Chat, Claims, collide, Discord, enabled, Furniture, highly encouraged, horse carts, Instructions, Mess, Mod Pack, Modded, Ores, PvP, role-play, Server, Ships, Spawn, terrafirmacraft, Tornadoes, TwinScythe, undead mobs, VOICE, weather

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
New Chunks Explored:	923222	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TwinScythe TFC
Mod	TerraFirmaCraft
Mods in Pack	Furniture, Horse Carts, Ships, Weather
PvP	Enabled everywhere except on claims
Admin Shop	Sells ores, buys charcoal, earn money by killing undead mobs
Role Play	Encouraged but not required

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ for instructions on getting the mod pack and joining the server.

Is role play mandatory on the server?

Role play is highly encouraged but not required. Feel free to role play as much or as little as you like.

Can I sell items at the admin shop?

The admin shop sells ores and buys charcoal, but you can also earn money by killing undead mobs in-game.

Are there any specific rules for PvP?

PvP is enabled everywhere except on claims. Be mindful of other players and their territories.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

access to sex, BlockyLove, cheat code, Experience, fines, IMMORAL, incel community, Incels, Intimacy, intimacy issues, legal implications, meeting a prostitute, Minecraft, moral dilemma, pimped, prostitute home, prostitution, regulated prostitution, Server, sex work, shadow business, street whore, TAXES

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	251	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ores Mined:	7524	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of being an incel and not getting any action? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a thriving virtual prostitution industry where you can access sex and intimacy without leaving the comfort of your own blocky home. No need to worry about fines for car sex or pimps here – our prostitutes make a killing and don’t pay taxes because it’s all in the “shadow” business. Join us and experience the cheat code for incels – who needs real-life interactions when you can have it all in Minecraft? So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride!

NoAnimeNoManga Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	937
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans of your favorite anime and manga characters? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can finally live out your wildest anime dreams. Want to fight giant monsters with a magical sword? Done. How about building a giant mech to battle your friends in epic robot wars? You got it. And don’t even get us started on the insane food combos you can create – ramen pizza, anyone?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Rainbow Llama, you’ll gain the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to boring real life – because in our Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway

Boundaries, ceremony, Communication, compromise, Conflict, culture, Decision making, Expectations, family, giving me away, Mother, relationship, Respect, StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway, Stepfather, Support, tradition, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Join our Minecraft server for a wedding experience like no other!

Picture this: instead of walking down the aisle with your dad, you can ride a pig while your mom’s new husband, Phil, chases after you on a chicken! It’s a wedding procession that will have all your guests laughing and cheering.

But wait, there’s more! Instead of exchanging rings, you can exchange enchanted diamond swords for the ultimate declaration of love and commitment. And forget about cutting a cake, why not battle it out in a PvP arena to determine who gets the last piece of cake?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wedding experience that will have everyone talking for years to come. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a crazy, fun-filled celebration like this? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyPay Minecraft Server

adulting, budgeting, career milestone, CraftyPay, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, First Job, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, money management, money mindset, personal finance, responsible spending, salary, savings, Server, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Votes:	7132
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	455573
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Oh, you know, I joined this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. I used my first salary to buy a diamond pickaxe and mine my way to the top of the leaderboard. Now I rule over my own kingdom made entirely out of cake and rainbow-colored sheep. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve battled a dragon while riding a giant chicken. Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCrossroads, criticism, crossroads of history, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Israel, leadership, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Politics, Protesters, Server, Speech, U.S. support, useful idiots, world events

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Farms Harvested:	167
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

comparison, Congress address, controversy, CraftyCreeperCongress, criticism, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, government address, historical event, international relations, Israel, Netanyahu, Oct 7, Pearl Harbor, political statement, prime minister, Protesters, public address, Speech, united states, world leaders

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	78	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

best, Diagnosis, Doc, Dwarfs, DwarvenDocMD, fairytale, fictional characters, Friends, good doctor, Healthcare, Medical, medical history, narcolepsy, patient care, seven dwarves, sleep disorder, sleepy, sneezing, Sneezy, Symptoms, Treatment, unmanaged

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
New Chunks Explored:	790376	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	51	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!