| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3782 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 796701 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me [1.16.5]
144.76.7.241:31893
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3672 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6931 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Visit us on:
| Experience | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration |
| Rules | Respectful community with minimal drama |
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1990 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6758 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5903 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 846 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5552 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5435 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8552 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 8102 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3245 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 417 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2034 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7713 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 206 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
