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  • The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

    The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7247
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5949 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Runes Activated: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Potions Brewed: 182

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

    ”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 7683
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Animals Bred: 40
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

    Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7359
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

    So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Simp City Minecraft Server

    Simp City Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 1845
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 1713
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 485678 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

    Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

    In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

    Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 6491
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Crops Grown: 7003
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

    And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

    Saging This Board Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 5778
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

    LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 1884
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

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    The owner of the “LughtTime best anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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  • Femanons Would You Date A Guy Like This Minecraft SMP

    Femanons Would You Date A Guy Like This Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 2773
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 671197
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Animals Bred: 34 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a resident Ender Dragon who doubles as a matchmaker, setting up femanons with the most eligible blocky bachelors in the land. From diamond armor fashion shows to creeper speed dating, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

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