vassal states – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Worldly Countries Minecraft SMP
borders, citizenship, colonies, Countries, Diplomacy, foreign relations, geography, Global, Government, INDEPENDENCE, International, Minecraft, nation-states, national identity, Nations, Politics, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, united nations, vassal states, world, worldly
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where only countries exist! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, here you can build entire nations and conquer your enemies with your superior block-placing skills.
Join us and become the ruler of your own country, complete with a flag, national anthem, and even a parliament made out of Minecraft blocks. Want to start a war with your neighbor over a patch of land? Go for it! Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and enchanted armor for the ultimate battle.
But beware, there are vassal states and colonies lurking around, looking to overthrow your rule and claim your territory as their own. Will you be able to defend your country and emerge victorious in this crazy world of Minecraft geopolitics?
So come on, join us and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft diplomat and warrior. Only on this Minecraft SMP, where countries reign supreme and chaos is just a block away.

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UnderageCraft: Where Child Marriage is Just a Game!
adult female, attraction, blowjobs, butt sex, child, child marriage, chopping off balls, chopping off tits, cleaning buttholes, Consumption, Creation, crossdressing, Cuckolding, Degenerate, drinking female piss, Game, growing tits, Marriage, morally wrong, moulding pussy meat, Muttland, orgies, penis, porn, producing children, Roleplaying, sex during menstruation, spreading aids, spreading herpes, Threesomes, UnderageCraft, vassal states
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!
Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, including but not limited to: – Building giant statues of butt sex and spreading aids – Competing in contests to see who can chop off their balls the fastest – Growing virtual tits as a male and strutting your stuff – Crossdressing and roleplaying as your favorite Minecraft character – Moulding virtual pussy meat into a pixelated penis (ouch!) – Engaging in virtual sex during menstruation (because why not?) – Cleaning buttholes and pussy with your Minecraft tongue while spreading pixelated herpes – Participating in virtual blowjobs and threesomes – Watching and creating virtual Minecraft porn (it’s a thing, trust us) – Drinking virtual female piss for hydration (it’s a delicacy in our world) – Engaging in virtual cuckolding (because why not spice things up?)
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, anything goes in our pixelated paradise!

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Crafty Gunsmiths Minecraft Server
1990s, action, Anime, Bounty Hunters, Car Chases, Chicago, Crafty, crime, detective, explosive action, Fast-paced, Female Protagonists, Guns, gunsmith cats, Gunsmiths, japanese animation, Kenichi Sonoda, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, romance, seinen, Server, Thriller
Oh, honey, let me tell you about the romance on this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual love triangle drama with players fighting over who gets to build a heart-shaped house together. We’ve had players propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and even had a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks. It’s like The Bachelor meets Minecraft, you won’t want to miss out on all the lovey-dovey drama! So come join us and find your pixelated soulmate today!

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Survival Showdown Minecraft Server
battle, choose, Competition, decision, Defeat, Dilemma, Fight, FINAL, last man standing, Loser, Minecraft, Only One, option, selection, Server, showdown, showdown of the century, Survival, SURVIVE, ultimate showdown, Victory, winner
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the strongest survive! Are you ready to battle it out with other players for dominance? Choose your weapon wisely, whether it’s a diamond sword or a rubber chicken (yes, we have those too).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that a powerful dragon guards the loot, so gather your friends and prepare for an epic quest to claim the riches.
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate survivor. Just remember, only one can survive. Which one do you choose?

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AuntieCraft: No Thanks!
aunt, AuntieCraft, aunts, baby, campus, Classes, college, Commute, decision, doubt, family, girl, Help, Living, Mother, Moving, Schedule, selfish, Semester, Support, work
Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your family for not wanting to move in with your aunt and help take care of her kids? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual family!
Join us and create your own virtual aunt who will never ask you to move in and disrupt your college life. Help her take care of her virtual baby girl and older kids in between mining for diamonds and battling creepers.
Don’t let your real-life family make you doubt yourself – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story. Plus, the daily commute to and from our server is a breeze, no traffic jams or schedule mess-ups here!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs real-life aunts when you can have a virtual one who respects your boundaries and lets you live your best blocky life?

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CraftyCook Minecraft Server
CEREAL, comfort food, convenient, Cook, CraftyCook, Delivery, Dinner, EASY, exhausted, Food, frozen pizza, go-to meal, instant noodles, Lazy, leftovers, microwaveable, Minecraft, pantry meal, Quick, redditors, Server, takeout, tired
Hey gamers, are you tired of cooking IRL and just want to chill and play some Minecraft? Join our server where the only thing you have to worry about is what block to place next! Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of surviving on virtual food alone. We have a secret recipe for a virtual feast that will leave you full and satisfied without lifting a finger. So come join us and let’s feast like kings in the world of blocks and pixels!

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OligarchCraft: $11B Dividends
11B, assets, billionaires, Business, corporate profits, dividends, earnings, Economy, finance, Financial Success, high income, Investments, MONEY, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, PROFITS, russia, Russian oligarchs, shares, stock market, wealth, Wealth accumulation
so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian dudes, like, billionaires and stuff, made, like, a gazillion dollars in, like, dividends in just over a year. that’s, like, so much money, man. you gotta join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we got russian oligarchs playing with us, and they’re, like, building diamond castles and stuff. it’s, like, crazy, man. you wanna be part of this insane wealth and luxury, right? come join us and be a part of the oligarch gang. we promise you won’t regret it.

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HealCraft: No Pain, All Gain
adaptation, biology, Body, Evolution, evolutionary advantage, gain, genetic traits, HealCraft, Healing Process, health, human body, immune system, medical science, natural abilities, Pain, physical health, Regeneration, resilience, Self Healing, self-care, self-repairing capabilities, Survival, wellness
join dis cray cray minecraft server if u want to experience da ultimate adrenaline rush! our world is filled with danger at every turn, from lava pits to creeper explosions to zombie hoardes. but don’t worry, cuz ur body has evolved to have SELF-HEALING ABILITIES! dat’s right, u can jump off a cliff and be back to full health in no time.
imagine da chaos and mayhem as u battle ur friends in epic pvp battles, only to heal up and do it all over again. u’ll be like a superhero with rapid healing powers, unstoppable and invincible.
so come join us on dis server and experience da thrill of living life on da edge, where danger lurks around every corner but u always come out on top. plus, we have free cake on wednesdays. ain’t dat worth it?

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NipahBrainBarrierFun
Animal Reservoirs, Blood-Brain Barrier, Brain Infection, DiSRuPtiON, Emerging Infectious Disease, encephalitis, Host Immune Response, Infectious Disease Research, Insights, neurological complications, neurological disorders, Neurotropism, Nipah Virus, Nipah Virus Neurotropism, NipahBrainBarrierFun, Outbreak Investigation, public health, Viral Entry Mechanisms, Viral Pathogenesis, zoonotic disease
yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got the most insane adventures eva. like, you can explore the nether and find a secret portal to a dimension full of dancing llamas and flying pigs. and get this, the zombies are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention we have a mini-game where you have to battle a giant chicken with laser eyes? yeah, it’s wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.
but the best part is our exclusive event where all the mobs in the game break out into a dance party. creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
so come join us on this server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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1.20.4 / 🛠️ Custom Ore / 🔮 Dungeons / 👹 Bosses / Modded 🏞️ Survival / 🚫 No Reset / 💻 PC 🎮 XBOX 🎮 PS4,5 📱 MOBILE
1.20.4, 5.., Bosses, custom ore, Custombosses, Custommobs, Customores, dragons, Dungeons, Magic, mobile, modded survival, Morebiomes, No Reset, Nop2w, Noreset, PC, ps4, Survival, weapons, Xbox
I used to play minecraft all the time with my dad, the old man could never figure out mods, 8 years later now that I’m 21 and a software engineer student and after 2-3 months of work and whacking the good old Eclipse I made a server with custom ores, 500+ dungeons, custom biomes, furniture, souls like boss mechanics and around 700+ hours of content, but the catch is you need no mods!!! It’s all server sided and you just load a small resourcepack on join, If you’re interested in joining me and some friends and playing DM me or write a comment.
We added bedrock support! Although it’s in beta it works pretty well, bedrock players can see furniture, custom armor, backpacks as well as explore cool dungeons and all the cool new biomes we added. We’re looking for bedrock players to join us and play.
To join on these devices
Add friend DSMC1516 on XBOX, PS4, PS5, PSN, Mobile, Nintendno and join through the friendlist 🙂
memoria.serveminecraft.net

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BlockParty Minecraft Server
blockparty, Minecraft, No. 921118817 Anonymous YouTube Music Playlist Video Song Listening Entertainment Relaxing Chill Background music Study Focus Productivity Instrumental Ambient Mellow Calm Melodic, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is doing the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like riding a rollercoaster made of TNT or battling a horde of evil bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

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RomcomCraft Minecraft Server
bestsellers, binge reading, books, Chick Lit, comedy, Contemporary, escapism, Feel-Good, Fiction, guilty pleasure, happy endings, humor, light-hearted, Literature, love, Minecraft, Novels, reading, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Server, SLOP
Are you tired of reading all that mushy romcom slop? Well, put down those cheesy novels and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, love is in the air…literally! Our players have been struck by Cupid’s arrow and are building heart-shaped houses, crafting diamond rings, and even hosting virtual weddings! Join us for a chance to find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in a world where love knows no bounds (or block limits)! Who needs a romcom when you can have a rom-craft? Join us now and start swiping right on your next blocky crush!

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