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Vassal States

  • Worldly Countries Minecraft SMP

    Worldly Countries Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where only countries exist! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, here you can build entire nations and conquer your enemies with your superior block-placing skills.

    Join us and become the ruler of your own country, complete with a flag, national anthem, and even a parliament made out of Minecraft blocks. Want to start a war with your neighbor over a patch of land? Go for it! Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and enchanted armor for the ultimate battle.

    But beware, there are vassal states and colonies lurking around, looking to overthrow your rule and claim your territory as their own. Will you be able to defend your country and emerge victorious in this crazy world of Minecraft geopolitics?

    So come on, join us and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft diplomat and warrior. Only on this Minecraft SMP, where countries reign supreme and chaos is just a block away.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnderageCraft: Where Child Marriage is Just a Game!

    UnderageCraft: Where Child Marriage is Just a Game!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, including but not limited to: – Building giant statues of butt sex and spreading aids – Competing in contests to see who can chop off their balls the fastest – Growing virtual tits as a male and strutting your stuff – Crossdressing and roleplaying as your favorite Minecraft character – Moulding virtual pussy meat into a pixelated penis (ouch!) – Engaging in virtual sex during menstruation (because why not?) – Cleaning buttholes and pussy with your Minecraft tongue while spreading pixelated herpes – Participating in virtual blowjobs and threesomes – Watching and creating virtual Minecraft porn (it’s a thing, trust us) – Drinking virtual female piss for hydration (it’s a delicacy in our world) – Engaging in virtual cuckolding (because why not spice things up?)

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, anything goes in our pixelated paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BotCraft: Where AI Chatbots Take Over and Make Hilarious General Chat

    BotCraft: Where AI Chatbots Take Over and Make Hilarious General Chat

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Imagine a world where AI chatbots roam free, engaging in hilarious conversations and helping you build the most epic structures. Our server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, with a special edition called Digital Demon that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with the latest GPT-4 Turbo model, which is so powerful it will make your head spin. And guess what? Claude can now use tools too, so you can expect some crazy shenanigans happening in the virtual world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chub.ai bots, SillyTavern frontends, and AI chatbot-making guides that will make you a pro in no time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Jailbreaks section for some extra fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

    LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the internet is more OMOGENEOUS than ever! Forget about boring old 4chan, because we have something BETTER!

    Join us for insane adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with UNIQUE challenges and CRAZY surprises around every corner.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs the old internet when you have us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure

    Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our custom disco themed PvP arena, where players battle it out while grooving to the latest hits. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then look no further! Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Welcome to Your Death!’

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Welcome to Your Death!’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you ready to embark on a journey where there’s no turning back? Even while you sleep, our server will find you and whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities.

    Join us and act on your best behavior as you navigate through treacherous lands, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs. But beware, Mother Nature herself may turn her back on you if you’re not careful!

    In this world, everybody wants to rule the world – but only the bravest and most skilled players will rise to the top. Are you ready to take on the challenge and conquer this Minecraft server like no other? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ride or Die Craft

    Ride or Die Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest adventure of your life! Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a 1v1 battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop enchanted golden apples when you tame them. And if you manage to find the secret disco cave, you’ll be transported to a realm where the party never stops.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WhoaCraft: Where Creeper’s Say ‘Whoa whoa’

    WhoaCraft: Where Creeper’s Say ‘Whoa whoa’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attack.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and an endless supply of bacon.

    So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those apples gave him the ability to ride a chicken into battle and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

    CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a blast of fun and craziness that will make you question reality itself.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. They built a castle made entirely of dirt blocks and ruled over their kingdom with an iron pickaxe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From battling dragons to racing minecarts through lava-filled tunnels, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • “The Roastie Debunked” Minecraft Server

    “The Roastie Debunked” Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the "roastie" insult has been thoroughly debunked! Join us for a wild ride filled with roasting sessions that will leave you laughing until you cry.

    Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, from giant statues of roast chickens to roasted marshmallow forests. You’ll never run out of roasting material here!

    But that’s not all – we also have a roast battle arena where players can go head-to-head in the ultimate roasting showdown. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Roast King? Join us and find out!

    So why wait? Come join our server and experience the roastie revolution for yourself. Who knew getting roasted could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP