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Rate My PC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers that can’t handle your epic gaming rig? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players with the most badass PCs! Why? Because our server is so intense, it’ll make your computer sweat harder than a creeper in a cactus farm.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while your graphics card screams for mercy. Our server is so hardcore, even the Endermen are afraid to teleport in. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a whole night without your PC exploding, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So if you think your PC can handle the heat, come join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Just remember to bring a fire extinguisher for your CPU, because things are about to get lit!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Monokuma’s killing game? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Class Trial!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with more drama than a Danganronpa game. You’ll never know who’s gonna betray you next or who’s gonna pull a crazy plot twist out of nowhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ultimate summer camp experience. Forget s’mores and campfire songs, we’ve got Monokuma leading the activities and a killer lurking around every corner. Will you survive the summer camp from hell?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and watch your back at all times. Happy mining, hope you don’t get voted out!

Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your first sexual experience? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.

But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.

🧦MINELEGACY🧦 Minecraft server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

The owner of the server “MINELEGACY” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server has bunny ass! That’s right, we have an exclusive bunny breeding program where you can collect bunny asses and use them for all sorts of crazy crafting recipes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2406

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ores Mined:	619	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ action, where we promise rimm’d glasses and rimm’d asses for all players!

Are you new to VR? Don’t worry, we got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models and guides to help you navigate the virtual world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, we even have a “Bag o’ Dicks” for all your trolling needs.

But that’s not all! We have lewd meets for our adult players, where you can get down and dirty with other players from around the world. And if you’re not into the lewd stuff, don’t worry, we have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Sad Anime Sunday for a more chill experience.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rules here and there, but who’s counting?). Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together in the virtual world!

Crafty F*ckers Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further than our server! We have a thriving community of players who love to prank each other and cause chaos.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and plenty of laughs. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show, with surprises around every corner. Plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ve ever seen – come marvel at our giant statue of a chicken riding a pig!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives, because things can get a little crazy around here.

IYO SKY THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Towns Built:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Iyo and Liv’s championship match can’t compete with.

Bayree’s time on Iyo’s Wargames team was smoother than a baby’s bottom, while Dacutie’s reunion with Iyo and Kairi was more heartwarming than a puppy cuddle puddle. And let’s not forget about Damage CTRL’s quest for all the Titles – they’re more ambitious than a squirrel trying to hoard all the nuts in the forest.

Kairi and Dacutie entering the IC title tournament? It’s like watching a pair of unicorns compete in a rainbow obstacle course. And let’s all send good vibes to Asuka for a speedy recovery – we need her back in action faster than a creeper explodes in your face.

So come join us on this insane journey where anything can happen, from unexpected alliances to epic battles for glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a full Damage CTRL reunion that will go down in Minecraft history!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	951258
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is fag pics! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that deep within the virtual world, there is a hidden treasure chest filled with the most fabulous fag pics you’ve ever seen. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its secrets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to sassy skeletons, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come join us on our fag pic-filled journey and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server around!

Zion Williamson Out For A Month And Won’t Return Again In 2024 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crops Grown:	7329	Votes:	7764
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the biggest bust in NBA history! Join us as we build a giant statue of a basketball player who never lived up to the hype, complete with a constantly deflating basketball court.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “worst player of the game” challenge, where the loser has to wear a ridiculous basketball costume for the rest of the day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dungeon where we keep all the failed NBA draft picks locked away, just waiting to be freed and redeemed in pixelated glory.

So come join us on our wacky journey through the world of basketball and Minecraft, where the only thing bigger than our dreams is our sense of humor!