| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8169 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 370 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9364 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Emeralds Found: | 4483 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 163 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8228 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 51 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 102 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7608 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4358 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 110 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 443 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2841 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6220 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4789 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 500 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4967 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 496 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 9587 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 884 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5719 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Farms Harvested: | 433 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6532 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
