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Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ores Mined:	7483
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchantments Applied:	58
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	666011	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6915

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

CreeperCrazeParty!

craziest party, crazy antics, CreeperCrazeParty, memorable party, outrageous party, party adventures, party anecdotes, party chaos, party escapades, party folklore, party hijinks, party legends, party madness, party mayhem, party memories, party reminiscences, party shenanigans, party story, party tales, unforgettable party, wild night

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Holy Grails Found:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	8407
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Votes:	2163	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	127
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!