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HatePeopleInLife – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Attitudes, aversion, Behaviors, characteristics, Contempt, disdain, dislike, emotions, Frustration, HatePeopleInLife, hatred, INDIVIDUALS, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, people, personality traits, Pet Peeves, Qualities, Repulsion, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	2259
Dragon Eggs Found:	1080	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in real life? Sick of villagers stealing your crops and not even saying sorry? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally unleash your inner rage on those pesky mobs and players who dare to challenge you.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you could ever dream of. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. Think you have what it takes?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night? Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just really good at laying eggs. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t find on any other Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just be prepared to face off against the most fearsome enemy of all… lag.

LifeCraftLessons

Experience, lesson learned, life advice, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, Life knowledge, life learning, life lessons, life perspective, life reflections, life teachings, life wisdom, LifeCraftLessons, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable lesson that no one else could teach you – how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a stick! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and epic quests that will push your Minecraft skills to the limit. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

CraftyWorld Minecraft Server

Adventure, Brazil, comparison, CraftyWorld, culture, decision, Decision making, Dream destination, expat life, Exploration, immigration, International living, Latin America, Lifestyle, mexico, Minecraft, Move, new country, pros and cons, Relocation, Server, south america, travel

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a new adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through a virtual world where you can choose between living in a Mexican taco village or a Brazilian carnival city. Why settle for just one country when you can have the best of both worlds in Minecraft?

In our server, you’ll encounter crazy quests like hunting down the elusive Taco Llama or participating in the Samba Dance-Off competition to win epic prizes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret beach party with friendly dolphins!

So why choose between Mexico or Brazil when you can have it all in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join us now and get ready for a hilarious and unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

American players, amerilards, AmerilardsExposed, benchwarmers, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, EMBARRASSING, Ginger, lackluster performance, matchweek 1, McKenshit, Minecraft, MLS, Overrated, prediction, Pulishit, reyna, smp, Soccer, transfer rumors, underperforming, Winger

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Items Found:	6200

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

CraftyPlague: Infectiously Fun Server

Alzheimer’s disease, anxiety, Autoimmune Disease, Cancer, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, CraftyPlague, cystic fibrosis, debilitating illness, depression, diabetes, Fun, healthcare costs, Heart Disease, incurable illness, Infectiously, mental illness, Multiple Sclerosis, Parkinson’s Disease, physical illness, quality of life, Server, terminal illness, worst illness

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	9250
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for the worst illness of all – boring gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – unless you catch a case of the “boring server blues”!

Papa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

anticipation, BLOCK, chapter 21, Community, Fans, Frustration, japanese, long tail, Manga, manga updates, Minecraft, missing chapter, Okaeri, ongoing series, papa, papas, Party, Release, scanlation, scanlator, Server, still no translation, translation, update, Waiting

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6279	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Potions Brewed:	98
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of waiting for chapter 21 translations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden chest that contains exclusive translations of chapter 21! Join now to uncover the mystery and become the ultimate bookworm of the server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Can you capture a selfie with this elusive creature? Join us to find out!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rare mob spawner that spawns dancing llamas who drop enchanted disco balls. Get ready to boogie down with these funky farm animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the chapter 21 translations alone!

Minecraft SMP: Broke and Bored

bored, BROKE, budgeting, finances, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, financial wellness, financially bored, investing, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, SAVING, smp, wealth management

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of being financially bored? Do you want to escape the mundane world of budgeting and bills? Then join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Our economy is so booming that even the creepers are rolling in emerald armor. Join us and watch your virtual bank account skyrocket to infinity and beyond! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual billionaire in our world? Say goodbye to financial boredom and hello to endless riches in our Minecraft SMP!

StepDadSassCraft

aita, apoplectic., Author, Birthday, Chinese book, family, gift, horror novel, maddening, relationship, retort, snarky, Stepbrother, StepDadSassCraft, Stepfather, stephen king, taiwan, Translated, Upset, vassal state, Visit

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

CraftyMichelle’s Job Site

activism, African American community, Barack Obama, Black jobs, commentary, CraftyMichelles, criticism, current events, employment, empowerment, former first lady, Job, leadership, Michelle Obama, Politics, presidential administration, public figure, racial inequality, Site, Social Issues, social justice, trump, united states

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	3828

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where michelle obama herself is throwing shade at trump while you mine for diamonds! imagine building a house next to michelle obama’s mansion and listening to her epic roasts all day long. plus, the mobs are all dressed in designer clothes and drop gucci loot. join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!

Kramer’s Cameracraft Server

90s, apartment, Cameracraft, cameras, classic, comedy, Elaine Benes, Filming, Friends, garage set, George Costanza, hilarious, iconic, jerry seinfeld, kramer, Kramers, Merv Griffin Show, seinfeld, Server, Sitcom, television, television history., Visit

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1156	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported to a world where kramer from seinfeld is the mayor and he’s running around with a chicken on his head, screaming about merv griffin and pretending there are cameras filming his every move.

but wait, there’s more!

you start building your house and suddenly george costanza shows up, claiming he’s a professional interior decorator and starts rearranging all your furniture. jerry seinfeld is there too, cracking jokes about creepers and zombies while elaine dances around in a diamond armor suit, slaying mobs left and right.

oh, and did i mention that the entire server is shaped like a giant slice of pizza? yeah, that’s right. you can explore pepperoni forests, cheese caves, and sausage rivers.

so, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure with the cast of seinfeld in a pizza-themed minecraft world, then come join us on this server! trust me, you won’t regret it.