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”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crops Grown:	5379	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	9333

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ores Mined:	8216
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Buildings Constructed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!

HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	991373	Emeralds Found:	3723

Are you tired of boring old jobs like flipping burgers or sitting in a cubicle all day? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior fighting off hordes of creepers and zombies, all while building the most epic base anyone has ever seen. And the best part? You get paid in diamonds! That’s right, we reward our players with precious gems for their hard work and dedication.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city hidden somewhere on the server, filled with untold riches and powerful artifacts. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So say goodbye to boring jobs and hello to adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life!

AwkwardCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Votes:	1480
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of awkward moments ruining your fun? Then join our Minecraft server where awkward moments are banned! That’s right, no more accidentally punching your friend while trying to give them a high five or accidentally setting fire to your house while trying to cook dinner. Our server is a safe space for all your awkward-free adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to snap a pic with our mischievous specter!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6861	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Farms Harvested:	760
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Love Letters Sent:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!

WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!

ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎

BoomCraft: Round Two!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	72	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	2122	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

YOOOOO, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a freakin’ war zone, but wit blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual bombs! We got explosions happenin’ left and right, just like in southern Lebanon but way more fun! Join us for round two of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! Plus, we got Hezbollah beepers runnin’ around, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ mayhem. Who needs peace when u can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft, amirite? So come on over and experience the thrill of danger in a virtual world, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

Clouds Seed Rainfall

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where we make it rain with pollen! like, did u know dat pollen can seed clouds and fuel rainfall? it’s like nature’s own party trick, bro. so if u wanna be part of da coolest weather experiment ever, join us and watch as our server becomes da rainiest place in all of minecraft! plus, we got unicorns dat fart glitter and flying pigs dat drop diamonds. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so what u waiting for? come join us and let’s make it rain pollen together!

Ages of War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Votes:	4825
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3736
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Ages of War is an action-packed Minecraft server where you can use a wide range of weapons, including guns, tanks, planes, and even nukes! Players engage in strategic combat and large-scale warfare, all set in a dynamic world with an active economy and frequent small events to keep things exciting. To join, you’ll need to use the Ages of War Modpack for full compatibility. Get it here (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/ages-of-war-nukes-weapons-bomb-tank) and dive into battle!

194.164.96.71:25589

Protogen MC

1.18.1, cool bases, Furrys, Minecraft, Mods, optifine, protogen, Server, Survival, texture pack, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

This is a Vanilla 1.18.1 Server To Relax And Chill with Other Furrys And Protogen and to make cool bases, etc (Looking For Mods) (USE OPTIFINE) (p.s. it mandatory for texture pack to work.)

173.240.158.249:26980