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ZombieJobsMC

Apocalypse, brainstorm, Brainstorming, brainstorming activities, brainstorming exercises, brainstorming ideas, brainstorming process, brainstorming session, brainstorming strategies, brainstorming techniques, brainstorming tools, Creative, Horror, Jobs, real, Survival, Undead, useful, ZombieJobsMC, zombies

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where zombies just mindlessly attack you? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve put those zombies to work! That’s right, these undead dudes are now serving up some serious skills, like farming, building, and even giving haircuts (they’re surprisingly good with shears). Join us and witness the zombie uprising… in a totally helpful way! Who knew the zombie apocalypse could be so productive?

CraftyComradesMC

aerial combat, Commander, Conflict, CraftyComradesMC, Deception, Defense, duped, eastern europe, intelligence, military deception, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, Misinformation, Propaganda, realistic models, reconnaissance, russian military, Surveillance, Ukrainian Air Force, warfare tactics

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Buildings Constructed:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian air force commanders tricking russian military with FAKE models!!! u can be part of the epic battle between fake planes and real planes, who will win? join now to find out and maybe even learn some sneaky tricks from the ukrainian air force commander!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the skies!!!

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
New Chunks Explored:	359707	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1445
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, ai, ap english, AP exam, bitchass english teacher, chinese mom, CraftyBitchAss, Credit, cry, DEADLINE, essay, grading, high school, Minecraft, neck pillow, pass class, principals office, Rewrite, self esteem, Server, Zero

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3016

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

QueenCraft Minecraft Server

01472526, 10.1080, 2023, 2297542, abs, academic articles, Black queens, cartoon porn, chud white boys, Đôi, feminist beauty, journals, Minecraft, QueenCraft, Server, tandfonline, twerking

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of being a chud white boy and ready to bow down to our Black queens? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of twerking feminist asses and publish academic articles about it! While you’re busy jerking off to cartoon porn, we’re out here changing the world, one twerk at a time. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in more ways than one!

CakeWars: NoNephewAllowed

adult food, birthday cake, cakewars, Cheating husband, children’s food, crab bake, family conflict, family dynamic, fancy food, gold digger, Grandchild, inlaws, judgmental, Lifestyle, mom shaming, nephew, NoNephewAllowed, Parenting styles, picky eater, sister, social media, thrifty moms

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	124	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws’ crab bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even toddlers are allowed to feast on crab and wear adorable crab hats. Join us and experience the drama of family feuds over social media, where your mom and sister might block you for letting your child enjoy fancy food. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, even if your family isn’t. Plus, if you join now, you might just witness a virtual birthday party where the cake sponsor decides to boycott and the drama unfolds like never before. So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics!

NoobvilleCraft

10. Constant need for validation, 11. Unwillingness to admit faults, 12. Poor emotional intelligence, 13. Blaming others for their mistakes, 14. Lack of self-reflection, 15. Self-absorbed behavior, 16. Inconsiderate actions, 17. Arrogant attitude, 18. Insensitivity towards others, 19. Oblivious to social norms, 2. Ignoring social cues, 20. Delusional sense of superiority, 3. Narcissistic tendencies, 4. Self-centeredness, 5. Inability to take criticism, 6. Disregard for others’ feelings, 7. Lack of introspection, 8. Overbearing personality, 9. Sense of entitlement, lack of empathy, NoobvilleCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Enchantments Applied:	87	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and launching exploding chickens at each other. Our server is so crazy that players have been known to build entire castles made out of TNT just for fun. If you want to experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then this is the place for you. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies like to bust a move when they’re not trying to eat your brains. So come on over and join the madness – just make sure you have some serious self-awareness, because you’re going to need it in this wild and wacky world!

CreeperCeasefireCraft

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCeasefireCraft, diplomatic efforts., Hamas, Hamas leadership, hostage crisis, hostage release agreement, hostage release plan, international diplomacy, Israel-Palestine relations, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace process, Palestinian politics, peace negotiations, Political Agreements, political reconciliation, Terrorism, united states involvement, us foreign policy, US-backed ceasefire

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! JOIN US AND U MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PORTAL TO A LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY AND A PET CHICKEN NAMED MR. CLUCKS WHO TELLS JOKES! WHY WOULD U WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THIS CRAZINESS?! JOIN NOW OR U MIGHT MISS THE CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON MADE OF JELLO!

EagleQueenCraft

#birdwatching, AMERICANS, animal facts, bald eagles, bird behavior, Birds, conservation, eagle conservation, EagleQueenCraft, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, female, gender, misconceptions, national symbol, Nature, ornithology, RAPTORS, united states, wildlife, Wildlife Education

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Emeralds Found:	9347
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4271
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where bald eagles rule the skies and drop diamonds instead of feathers. these majestic birds are actually female and they will guide you to hidden treasure chests full of enchanted gear and golden apples.

we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually alien spies sent to protect our server from griefers and hackers. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they only want emeralds).

our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of obsidian that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s lit, fam.

join us now and become part of the most insane and wacky minecraft community on the interwebs. bald eagles, llamas, and disco balls await you. let’s get this bread, gamers.

ChiCraft: Mindful Miners & CBT Builders

Alternative Medicine, breast cancer survivors, Builders, cancer recovery, CBT, ChiCraft, cognitive behavioural therapy, complementary health benefits, health benefits, holistic healing, inflammatory disease, insomnia, integrative medicine, mind-body connection, mind-body practices, mindful, mindfulness, miners, research, stress reduction, study, Tai Chi, Therapy, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	949418	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9842

come join our epic minecraft server where we do tai chi to reduce inflammation and cure insomnia like wut even is that??? we also have researchers studying the effects of combining mind-body practices with CBT to give u complementary health benefits like u never seen before. u will be so zen and well-rested u will be slaying creepers left and right like a boss. so come on, join us and let’s get our inner peace on while we conquer the minecraft world together!