New Minecraft Servers
#VanishingAct Minecraft Servers

#VanishingAct

  • BlockyAbsentees: VanishingAct!

    BlockyAbsentees: VanishingAct!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮✨ Welcome to the land where reality and pixels collide in the most zany way possible! Have you ever felt that gnawing emptiness in your heart, wondering where the last ten years of your mundane life have gone? Well, wonder no more! Our crazy Minecraft server is like an interdimensional portal to the ultimate escape from reality!

    🌪️ Here’s why you NEED to join this server:

    1. The Great Creeper Convention: Witness Creepers from all over the blocky universe gathering for their annual “Blow-Up Or Blow Off” contest! Spoiler: the explosions are real, and the giggles are contagious!

    2. Enderman Support Group: Join us in helping Endermen through their existential crises! They’re not just stealing your blocks, they’re trying to steal YOUR hearts! It’s like therapy, but with more teleportation and less rejection!

    3. Fabled Pickaxe of Infinite Puns: Legend has it that at the center of the map lies the Pickaxe of Infinite Puns, said to grant hilarious chatter and bad dad jokes for all eternity! Who needs riches when your friends are groaning at your puns?

    4. Zombie Fashion Week: Ever thought zombies could be stylish? Our server’s infamous “Zombie Fashion Week” showcases undead models strutting their stuff in the latest ripped and tattered trends! Forget Paris; this is where the real fashion wars are fought!

    5. The Most Powerful Potato: Unearth the mythical Potato of Power! This legendary spud not only gives you the power to mine without breaking a sweat, but it’s also rumored to have the ability to grant wishes if you can actually make a valid one. “I wish for infinite wishes” doesn’t count—read the fine print!

    6. Dancing Villagers: Tired of boring old trades? Our villagers have taken a cue from Tik-Tok and are now groovin’ to the latest beats! Learn the cha-cha while you barter for emeralds—because who doesn’t want a side of rhythm with their resources?

    7. The Donut Dimension: Enter a dimension made entirely of donuts. Yes, you read that right! Not only are there tasty donut islands, but there’s also a secret quest to find the elusive Jelly-Filled Guardian—a true hero among pastries!

    8. Dimension-Surfing Time Travelers: Who doesn’t want to travel between time zones? In our server, you can surf dimensions and find yourself building next to ancient civilizations or future-tech cities! And yes, there’s always an ancient pyramid filled with treasure just waiting for your pickaxe!

    9. The Infinite Exploding Tnt Party: Join our infamous weekly TnT party, where we collectively set off enough explosives to temporarily re-shape the server landscape! Who knew destruction could be so fun? Bring your friends and watch the world—literally—go up in flames (well, virtual flames, but still!)

    So quit being bored and join the chaos! Whether you’re a strict builder, a crazy adventurer, or someone in need of a laugh when the world gets too serious, our server has a place for YOU! Come for the blocks, stay for the absurdity! 🎉🔥

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Creations: Where your hard work disappears faster than you can say ‘Andddd it’s gone’

    Crafty Creations: Where your hard work disappears faster than you can say ‘Andddd it’s gone’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds – magical and totally epic!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, watch out below!). Our community is filled with players who have the building skills of a master architect and the PvP skills of a ninja warrior.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited creative mode abilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride of epic proportions. Andddddd it’s gone – just like your free time once you start playing on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP

    MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Milano may be a shithole, but our server is a diamond in the rough! Forget about the lack of AC in the metro, because in our world, you can build your own air-conditioned paradise. And who needs clean streets when you can create your own trash-free utopia with just a few clicks?

    Join us and escape the weird people of Milano by teaming up with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, the 500 euros you spent on that city will seem like chump change once you see the incredible creations and wild adventures waiting for you on our server.

    So come on, ditch Milano and come play with us. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hate2LoveCraft

    Hate2LoveCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of pretending to hate creepers blowing up your house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we encourage it! In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to building houses just to watch them get destroyed by those pesky green creatures. Join us for the ultimate thrill of chaos and destruction!

    But that’s not all – ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? Well, on our server, we have an exclusive mini-game where you can do just that! Saddle up and show those bony fiends who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. From zombies doing the Thriller dance to creepers attempting the Moonwalk, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining sight anywhere else.

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what ridiculous adventures await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VenezuelaBallotMadness

    VenezuelaBallotMadness

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL this server is like if Venezuela and Brazil had a baby and it was a Minecraft server! Join now for the chance to see Maduro release all the ballot records in the most epic way possible. Will he do it by riding a llama into battle? Or maybe he’ll summon a giant chicken to do his bidding? Who knows, but it’s gonna be LIT! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden in the server that will make you richer than a diamond pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Endless MC: Where Vanilla is so Semi, it’s practically French Vanilla SMP

    Endless MC: Where Vanilla is so Semi, it’s practically French Vanilla SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Java or BedrockJava 1.21
    Realm/Server/WorldServer
    Max Number of Players100 – 200
    Length of GameNo wipe
    GametypeSurvival
    LanguageEnglish

    If you’re interested, come check it out on discord.gg/pEmhCPmt9j

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I join the server?To join the server, you must first be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and request to be whitelisted by an admin.
    How often does the server reset?This server is a “no wipe” server, meaning it will not reset. Your progress is safe.
    Is griefing allowed?Griefing is not allowed on this server. Respect other players and their creations.
    What version of Minecraft do I need to play?You will need Minecraft Java Edition version 1.21 to join the server.
    Are mods allowed on the server?Mods that provide an unfair advantage or disrupt the gameplay experience for others are not allowed. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server

    Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring movie experiences with no autistic girls yelling out random facts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate multiverse adventure! Our players are so dedicated to the lore that they’ll make you feel like you’re in the movie theater with that enthusiastic girl, except this time, you can actually join in on the fun! Who needs deadpool versions when you can create your own wacky characters and storylines in our server? Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

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  • BauCraft SMP – Baubau’s Wacky Adventures

    BauCraft SMP – Baubau’s Wacky Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic, and downright hilarious place to be!

    Join us for our Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant cake structures, hosting explosive firework shows, and battling it out in epic PvP tournaments!

    But that’s not all! Our streamers are so entertaining, you’ll be laughing your blocks off! From karaoke nights to Twitter spaces shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And don’t even get me started on the merch! Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server

    CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and exploring – without any snide remarks or passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially after dealing with demanding full-time jobs and exhausting travel. Plus, our virtual massages are top-notch!

    So why spend your weekend driving back and forth to the hospital when you can join us for some epic Minecraft fun? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of blocky bliss. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • StepSis Shenanigans: AITA Edition

    StepSis Shenanigans: AITA Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with evil stepsisters straight out of a fairy tale? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream world without any mean stepsisters stealing your food or mocking you. Plus, our family therapy sessions are optional and consist of fun mini-games instead of boring conversations.

    Embark on high school trips with your virtual friends and never worry about getting bullied or left out again. And if your virtual dad and stepmom need to embarrass someone, they can do it to the virtual stepsisters instead of you. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no AITA moments here, just pure fun and adventure!

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  • FreakyCraft SMP

    FreakyCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the freakiest thing you’ve ever done is just the beginning.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of creepers come charging at you, wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the mobs have style!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the freakiest adventure of your life!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineCraftLifeUpgrade

    MineCraftLifeUpgrade

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a 100-day challenge to completely change your life for the better.

    Imagine this: you start off as a lowly block miner, but through hard work and determination, you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Build towering castles, tame wild dragons, and even ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    But beware, the clock is ticking. Will you be able to transform your virtual life in just 100 days? Only the bravest and most dedicated players will succeed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to a better life!

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