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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5001 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 226 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
so, like, u know how u need vitamin D to, like, stay healthy and stuff? well, on our server, we got so much vitamin D that even the sun is jealous! like, our Minecraft world is just filled with sunshine and rainbows, keeping u healthy and happy while u play!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are taking their vitamin D supplements! they’re like, super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to challenge them. but don’t worry, cuz we also got superfoods scattered around the map to help u level up and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!
join our server now and be part of the most epic quest for vitamin D in the history of Minecraft! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about managing chronic atrophic autoimmune gastritis while u’re at it. who knew Minecraft could be so educational, amirite?
