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CringeCraft: The Movie

awful cinema, bad movie, cinematic disaster, CringeCraft, horrible flick, Movie, movie bomb, movie catastrophe, movie disappointment, movie disaster, movie dud, movie failure, movie flop, movie letdown, terrible film, worst movie, worst movie ever

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	8969	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	3140	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, China, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tension, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military drill, naval exercise, political tension, regional security, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuver, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute, united states

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

children at home, Chronic illness, DadBodCraft, disabled care, elderly care, employed, family care, family health, happier, Happiness, healthier, Male, Minecraft, Server, Subjective health, Turkey data, well-educated, younger

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	5674
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	213399	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

Lyri_X

Adventure, Castles, Cities, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, Homes, imagination, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, Quests, Realms, Rewards, Shops, Survival, Survival Games, Trade

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

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Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

Anon, blind date, Connection, dreamy, erm, EXCITEMENT, family, Future, great idea, Happy, hopeful, INTERESTING, Kids, long term, love, Minecraft, new beginning, Potential, relationship, romance, Server, Surprise, unexpected, wow

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, computer etiquette, computer munching, computer usage, desk dining, digital dining, eating habits, Healthy Eating, Hungry, lunch breaks, meal planning, Minecraft, multitasking, office meals, on-the-go eating, online dining, productivity, screen time, smp, Snacking, technology and food, virtual lunch, work snacks, workplace behavior

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

PixelKindness

compassion, Empathy, feel-good moment, Generosity, Gratitude, heartfelt gesture, Heartwarming, Impact, inspirational act, Kindness, Making A Difference, PixelKindness, positive impact, positivity, Random act of kindness, small act of kindness, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	641320

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

2020 presidential election, democratic process, discouragement, elections, electoral fraud, fraudulent, FunkyBlockz, High-profile claims, impact on elections, Misinformation, Myth, normal turnout, political claims, political manipulation, public trust, short-lived effects, subsequent elections, temporary drop, trump, Trump supporters, turnout, voter behavior, voter engagement, voter participation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	5589
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21.1, Anarchy, Cases, GLACIO, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

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Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

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/Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

#youtube, Chill, Community, Content Creator, cute, discussion, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, general, Ironmouse, Minecraft, Mouse, Music, ONLINE, Server, STREAMS, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual streamer, vods, vshojo

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!