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AllergicCraft

ableist, AllergicCraft, Allergies, anxiety, comfort, consideration, dog allergy, Fairness, Friends, game night, group dynamics, health, house rules, medication, personal boundaries, pet allergies, physical discomfort, second guessing, service animal, service dog, social etiquette

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about pesky service dogs triggering your allergies? Look no further! Our server is 100% dog-free, so you can game in peace without the fear of sneezing your way to defeat.

Join us and enjoy a dog-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of a furry friend ruining your day. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of allergies, so you’ll feel right at home.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting a service dog into your virtual world. Your health and comfort come first, and we’ve got your back. So come on over and game with us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is losing!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, breaking the ice, building relationships, communication skills, communication strategies, conversation starters, Conversation Tips, engaging with others, getting to know someone, icebreakers, improving social skills, initiating conversations, making connections, making new friends, Opening Up, overcoming shyness, small talk, social interactions, socializing, starting a dialogue, Talking to strangers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of awkwardly standing around in silence when you see that one player on the server who you never really talk to? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Awkward Icebreaker” feature that automatically generates hilarious conversation starters for you! From asking about their favorite type of block to discussing the latest creeper gossip, you’ll never run out of things to say to that player you’ve been avoiding. Join now and watch those awkward silences turn into epic banter sessions!

Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs

Army, Asia, blocks, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, Fight, international relations, ISLAMIST MILITANTS, Killed, laughs, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraftistan, News, Pakistan, Political unrest, security forces, soldiers, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	1315	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2591	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight islamist militants like a boss! we have 6 soldiers ready to take them down but we need ur help! join now and show those baddies who’s boss in the virtual world! plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for u! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies

1800’s, 90s, Grannies, Kids

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	288093	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	5469	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DAB ON U WHEN THEY KILL U.

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT ACTUALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MEET SOMEONE BORN IN THE 1800S? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. WE GOT A TIME MACHINE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE SPAWN POINT.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CANDY. YEAH, CANDY. U CAN MINE IT AND EAT IT AND IT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE A WILD AND WACKY TIME IN MINECRAFT, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW. WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A UNICORN RIDING A PIG. YEEHAW! 🦄🐷🎉

TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

1.12, 1.16, 1.21, Address, Anarchy, bedrock, Chat, Clans, Discord, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, freedom, Grief, laptop, Minecraft, PC, Pirate, PORT, Private, Project, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, Telegram, TopiaCube, Vanilla, Version, Website, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Greetings, Minecrafter

Welcome to TopiaCube – a unique Minecraft server that combines Anarchy and RPG/MSO modes!

Are you looking for a Great Minecraft Server with Anarchy or a unique RPG mode?

Don’t Miss All the ⚔️ Anarchic Mess ⚔️

Create, destroy and survive in a world of complete freedom.

How to log into the server:

From PC/laptop:

Name: TopiaCube (or any other)

Address: mr.topiacube.org

From phones/tablets (bedrock):

Address: be.topiacube.org

Port: 19132

Minecraft Version:

Anarchy: 1.16 – 1.21.x

RPG: 1.12 – 1.21.x

✅ Telegram channel: https://t.me/topiacube

✅ Chat: https://t.me/topiacube_chat

✅ Project website: https://topiacube.org/

✅ Our discord: https://discord.gg/topiacube

mr.topiacube.org

The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, admins, Adventure, armor, Confusing, convolutions, distractions, Experience, Journey, Land claiming, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, player, Plugins, rules, Semi, Server, smp, spirit, Survival, Vanilla, Version, world, world border

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Overview:

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity and is powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance. Explore a vast and unexplored world with no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Simple SMP has been running for over eight years and remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any strict rules on the server?	No, we believe in giving players the freedom to play the game how they want without unnecessary restrictions.
How long has Simple SMP been running?	The server has been active for over eight years, making it one of the longest-standing Minecraft servers.
Is there a world border in Simple SMP?	No, there is no world border, allowing players to explore an endless world.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP without any pay-to-win mechanics.

Block Brawl – Minecraft Server

Balance patch, BLOCK, brawl, capcom, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, gameplay, Glossary, Guide trailer, High level replays, Minecraft, pro tour, S2 Balance Patch, Server, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry, Terry teaser, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe, rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, or the Zombie Villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Ugliest Character in Gaming Minecraft SMP

Character, character aesthetics, character appearance, character creation, Character customization, character design, Character development, character features, Character Modeling, Gaming, Gaming Community, hideous character, Minecraft, smp, UGLIEST, ugly character, ugly video game character, unappealing character, unattractive character, unattractive video game character, Video game characters, video games, worst character design, worst video game character

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic-looking characters? Well, look no further because our server is home to the ugliest character in gaming! This guy is so hideous, even the Endermen run away in fear.

Join our SMP if you want to witness the hilarity of this monstrosity roaming around, scaring off creepers with its face alone. Rumor has it that this character was created by a mad scientist who accidentally spilled a potion of ugliness on a normal player. Now, they’re stuck looking like a walking nightmare for eternity.

But don’t worry, this server isn’t just about ugly characters. We have epic builds, crazy events, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as our resident eyesore. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might even become friends with the ugliest character in gaming!

CookieCraft Minecraft Server

christmas gift, Communication, considerate gesture, CookieCraft, COOKIES, donation, expressing gratitude, family friend, food waste, gift giving, hard-earned money, holiday gift, holiday tradition, hurt feelings, Minecraft, polite communication, second mother, Server, stale cookies, thoughtful gesture, thoughtful gift, unwanted gift, wasting food

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted gifts like stale cookies from a well-meaning family friend! Join us for a chance to escape the cookie dilemma and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities.

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect gift for Emily that doesn’t involve baked goods that taste like cardboard. Build a cookie fortress to protect yourself from unwanted gifts, or start a charity in-game to donate virtual cookies to those in need.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – our virtual world is a safe space to express your thoughts and feelings without the fear of being labeled as the asshole. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let’s build a world where stale cookies are a thing of the past!

CreepyDrivingInstaAITAH

20 year old, 50 year old, Account.., AITAH, Argument, creepy, CreepyDrivingInstaAITAH, driving instructor, Enabling, favorites, Girlfriend, Harassment, lesbians, Minors, Pervy, Risk, social media, Telling, test, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	1930
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the creepy driving instructor drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs with your friends. Who needs a driving instructor when you can ride pigs and horses around the virtual world?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about any 50-year-old instructors creeping on you on TikTok. Our moderators are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and will ban any players who make inappropriate comments about minors or lesbians.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs driving lessons when you can drive a virtual minecart through a maze of tunnels? Let’s block and roll!