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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7306 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
so, like, you wanna join this sick minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got finland finding drag marks on the baltic seabed after some cable got messed up. like, who even does that? but hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.
if you join, you’ll get to ride dolphins and unicorns, and even battle giant squids with laser beams! yeah, you heard me right, laser beams! and don’t even get me started on the secret underwater city where mermaids throw epic parties every night.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs that poop diamonds? yeah, that’s a thing here. so come on, join the insanity and see what other wacky adventures await you on this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it!
