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NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4314	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Towns Built:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	112	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	3474	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5644	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6683	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ores Mined:	9881
Buildings Constructed:	44	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?