Vances Minecraft Servers

Vances

  • PeaceBlock: Vance’s Denial Realm

    PeaceBlock: Vance’s Denial Realm

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    Welcome to the Server of Ironic Peacekeeping: The Realm of Vance’s Denial

    Introduction: Welcome, brave miners and pixelated diplomats! Gather around the shimmering pixel campfire as we unravel the illustrious tale of a server founded in the aftermath of forgotten geopolitical debates. Rumors swirl that players here have confronted realities more twisted than your average Enderman’s gaze. Why does Vance deny the criticisms of the vast UK and France concerning their bold—question mark laden—peacekeeping proposal? Spoiler: He knows something!


    Features You Didn’t Ask For:

    Feature Description
    Dynamic Denial Mechanics Embrace the elusive truths buried beneath pixelated landscapes. Every time you mine, Vance questions your choices—reality shifts!
    Peacekeeping Paradoxes Forget traditional factions! Join the Peacekeepers of Darkness, the Creepy Coalition, or the Entities Against Structure. Choose your chaos!
    Geopolitical Easter Eggs Hidden within every biomes lie the ancient remnants of treaties never signed, awaiting to be reinterpreted by your crafting genius.
    Conspiratorial Concoctions Cook up potions that claim to repress real news run rampant in your chat. Will you brew a distraction? Or is that the point?
    Vance’s Virtual Vanity An NPC replica of Vance wanders—constantly denying any link to the server’s absurdity. Speak to him at your peril (and delight)!

    Tantalizing Testimonials:

    “I came to mine diamonds and left questioning the very nature of existence. When did Vance become the arbiter of truth?!” — Player5892 “They say this server is banned in 12 countries. The paradoxically beautiful landscapes sing a different tune!” — BlockyTruthSeeker123


    Legends of the Server:

    What They Don’t Want You to Know:

      • A clandestine coalition known as the Pixel Peacemakers secretly plots an overthrow of the Prime Time Crafting Minister. Whispered rumors hint they possess the power to erase bad puns from history.
      • It is said, if you find the Forgotten Forge, you can craft weapons capable of crafting—yes, crafting—the very fabric of your reality. Tread carefully; this server thrives on contradictions!

    Controversial Conspiracies:

    Did You Know?!

    This server was banned in 12 countries. No, we won’t tell you why. Surely only paranoia would suggest it’s related to pixels that echo ‘truth’ from the void. Enter at your own risk!


    Secret Features:

    Press Escape to escape reality. Not recommended!

      • Gomorran Gatekeepers will bar your entry until you recite the Declaration of Deceptive Blockiness.
      • Upon crafting "Peace", players may find themselves engulfed in delicious absurdity! Ever tried crafting a cake only to quantify your despair?

    FAQ (Frequently Absolutely Queer):

      • Q: Why are we here? A: The answer lies beneath the surface—just like your missing dreams.

      • Q: What is Vance’s secret? A: Oh, it’s not a conspiracy if no one admits to knowing!

      • Q: Is this server suitable for serious miners? A: Seriousness is relative in this world. Leave all preconceived notions at the Welcome Portal.

      • Q: Can I join? A: Yes, unless you’re Vance. He’s busy denying things.

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Become a denizen of Ironic Peacekeeping today! Reality is but a distorted aggregation of code here. Forge alliances with suspicious mobs, gather around eerie shrines that sing echoes of the non-existent peace, but beware—the truth may not set you free; it might just confuse you into a deeper existential crisis. Enter the rabbit hole and remember: Craft responsibly!

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  • Vance’s Book Ban & Block Party

    Vance’s Book Ban & Block Party

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    hey u there!!! yeah u!!! stop what ur doin and LISTEN UP!!!! u gotta join this Minecraft server!! like seriously, if ur not here, where even r u???

    first off, u know that book by that dude jd vance??? the one that’s so boring it could put a creeper to sleep?? well this server is the OPPOSITE of that! it’s like if a zombie and a llama had a baby and then that baby found diamonds in its diaper!!! YES I SAID DIAMONDS IN ITS DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!

    also, rumors say if u dig straight down, u’ll find a secret dimension where all the cats play trumpet music and they’ll give u free enchanted pickaxes!!! like, how is that even possible????? it’s magic, bro!!!!!!

    and don’t get me started on the fashion!!! our villagers throw fashion shows where they wear the most ridiculous outfits made out of grass and cobblestone and guess what????? they walk the runway like they’re on a mission to find the best crafting table!!! u’ll wanna join just for those struts, trust me.

    oh and have u heard about the legendary pizza dragon??? it’s REAL!!! it flies around delivering pizza to players who build the best houses!! 1 slice of that pizza can give you the power to break blocks with ur mind!!! like, how cool is that?????

    AND!!!! if u join now, u can be one of the first to meet the jiggly sponge king!!! legend has it he gives out free waffles and grants wishes, but only if u sing the alphabet backwards while doing the moonwalk! you gotta practice tho, it’s not easy, but we’ll all cheer for u, even the skeletons will join in!

    so forget that boring ol book and come join the wild and wacky world where diamonds, dragons, and disco moves personify FUN!!! don’t be a noob, COME JOIN US NOW!!!!! we got pizza dragons waiting, and trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that nacho cheese explosion! 🧀🌈💥

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  • Vance’s Euro Beef Minecraft Server

    Vance’s Euro Beef Minecraft Server

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    lol join this epic minecraft server where vance is actually a european leader who berates everyone for not building cool enough structures! tensions are high but the fun is even higher! come join us for a wild ride of drama and building shenanigans! who needs close allies when you have a minecraft server to rule over? come join now for the ultimate chaotic experience!

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  • Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

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  • DvZ Server – The LihP Network

    DvZ Server – The LihP Network

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    Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

    pvp.lihp.us

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  • Craftworld

    Craftworld

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    Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

    craftworldpvp.no-ip.org

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  • HOPE MC

    HOPE MC

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    Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

    hope.pocketmc.net:25167

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  • WaterFunNetWork

    WaterFunNetWork

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    WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

    waterfunnetwork.playmc.be

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  • literal vanilla

    literal vanilla

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    literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

    literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

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  • Spread of Civilization

    Spread of Civilization

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    Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

    104.128.55.16:25578

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  • Sarkarnetwork

    Sarkarnetwork

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    Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

    104.234.220.50:25728

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  • HyperMc

    HyperMc

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    What Is HyperMc? ⇨ HyperMc Is A Minecraft Lifesteal Server With Tons of Features. Is HyperMc For Both Java And Bedrock Edition Players?⇨Yes, You are absolutely correct hypermc is available for both the Minecraft java & bedrock editions.JOIN HYPERMC NOW AND COMPETE WITH OTHER TO BE ON THE LEADERBOARDS AND GET REWARDS!!.

    emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

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  • MiniMC

    MiniMC

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    MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

    – Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

    minimc.mc.gg:34838

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  • Zombie Escape

    Zombie Escape

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    Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

    zombieescape.net

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