Vances Minecraft Servers

Vances

  • PeaceBlock: Vance’s Denial Realm

    PeaceBlock: Vance’s Denial Realm

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    Welcome to the Server of Ironic Peacekeeping: The Realm of Vance’s Denial

    Introduction: Welcome, brave miners and pixelated diplomats! Gather around the shimmering pixel campfire as we unravel the illustrious tale of a server founded in the aftermath of forgotten geopolitical debates. Rumors swirl that players here have confronted realities more twisted than your average Enderman’s gaze. Why does Vance deny the criticisms of the vast UK and France concerning their bold—question mark laden—peacekeeping proposal? Spoiler: He knows something!


    Features You Didn’t Ask For:

    Feature Description
    Dynamic Denial Mechanics Embrace the elusive truths buried beneath pixelated landscapes. Every time you mine, Vance questions your choices—reality shifts!
    Peacekeeping Paradoxes Forget traditional factions! Join the Peacekeepers of Darkness, the Creepy Coalition, or the Entities Against Structure. Choose your chaos!
    Geopolitical Easter Eggs Hidden within every biomes lie the ancient remnants of treaties never signed, awaiting to be reinterpreted by your crafting genius.
    Conspiratorial Concoctions Cook up potions that claim to repress real news run rampant in your chat. Will you brew a distraction? Or is that the point?
    Vance’s Virtual Vanity An NPC replica of Vance wanders—constantly denying any link to the server’s absurdity. Speak to him at your peril (and delight)!

    Tantalizing Testimonials:

    “I came to mine diamonds and left questioning the very nature of existence. When did Vance become the arbiter of truth?!” — Player5892 “They say this server is banned in 12 countries. The paradoxically beautiful landscapes sing a different tune!” — BlockyTruthSeeker123


    Legends of the Server:

    What They Don’t Want You to Know:

      • A clandestine coalition known as the Pixel Peacemakers secretly plots an overthrow of the Prime Time Crafting Minister. Whispered rumors hint they possess the power to erase bad puns from history.
      • It is said, if you find the Forgotten Forge, you can craft weapons capable of crafting—yes, crafting—the very fabric of your reality. Tread carefully; this server thrives on contradictions!

    Controversial Conspiracies:

    Did You Know?!

    This server was banned in 12 countries. No, we won’t tell you why. Surely only paranoia would suggest it’s related to pixels that echo ‘truth’ from the void. Enter at your own risk!


    Secret Features:

    Press Escape to escape reality. Not recommended!

      • Gomorran Gatekeepers will bar your entry until you recite the Declaration of Deceptive Blockiness.
      • Upon crafting "Peace", players may find themselves engulfed in delicious absurdity! Ever tried crafting a cake only to quantify your despair?

    FAQ (Frequently Absolutely Queer):

      • Q: Why are we here? A: The answer lies beneath the surface—just like your missing dreams.

      • Q: What is Vance’s secret? A: Oh, it’s not a conspiracy if no one admits to knowing!

      • Q: Is this server suitable for serious miners? A: Seriousness is relative in this world. Leave all preconceived notions at the Welcome Portal.

      • Q: Can I join? A: Yes, unless you’re Vance. He’s busy denying things.

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Become a denizen of Ironic Peacekeeping today! Reality is but a distorted aggregation of code here. Forge alliances with suspicious mobs, gather around eerie shrines that sing echoes of the non-existent peace, but beware—the truth may not set you free; it might just confuse you into a deeper existential crisis. Enter the rabbit hole and remember: Craft responsibly!

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  • Vance’s Book Ban & Block Party

    Vance’s Book Ban & Block Party

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    hey u there!!! yeah u!!! stop what ur doin and LISTEN UP!!!! u gotta join this Minecraft server!! like seriously, if ur not here, where even r u???

    first off, u know that book by that dude jd vance??? the one that’s so boring it could put a creeper to sleep?? well this server is the OPPOSITE of that! it’s like if a zombie and a llama had a baby and then that baby found diamonds in its diaper!!! YES I SAID DIAMONDS IN ITS DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!

    also, rumors say if u dig straight down, u’ll find a secret dimension where all the cats play trumpet music and they’ll give u free enchanted pickaxes!!! like, how is that even possible????? it’s magic, bro!!!!!!

    and don’t get me started on the fashion!!! our villagers throw fashion shows where they wear the most ridiculous outfits made out of grass and cobblestone and guess what????? they walk the runway like they’re on a mission to find the best crafting table!!! u’ll wanna join just for those struts, trust me.

    oh and have u heard about the legendary pizza dragon??? it’s REAL!!! it flies around delivering pizza to players who build the best houses!! 1 slice of that pizza can give you the power to break blocks with ur mind!!! like, how cool is that?????

    AND!!!! if u join now, u can be one of the first to meet the jiggly sponge king!!! legend has it he gives out free waffles and grants wishes, but only if u sing the alphabet backwards while doing the moonwalk! you gotta practice tho, it’s not easy, but we’ll all cheer for u, even the skeletons will join in!

    so forget that boring ol book and come join the wild and wacky world where diamonds, dragons, and disco moves personify FUN!!! don’t be a noob, COME JOIN US NOW!!!!! we got pizza dragons waiting, and trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that nacho cheese explosion! 🧀🌈💥

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  • Vance’s Euro Beef Minecraft Server

    Vance’s Euro Beef Minecraft Server

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    lol join this epic minecraft server where vance is actually a european leader who berates everyone for not building cool enough structures! tensions are high but the fun is even higher! come join us for a wild ride of drama and building shenanigans! who needs close allies when you have a minecraft server to rule over? come join now for the ultimate chaotic experience!

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  • Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

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  • DayZCraft ⭐ STALKER Minecraft server

    DayZCraft ⭐ STALKER Minecraft server

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    Day Z has arrived!Like any green stalker, you arrive in the zone from outside, ending up in large swamps.There, having joined your first group “Clear Sky”, you begin your journey!Explore the Chernobyl exclusion zone, full of deadly anomalies, as well as valuable artifacts that not everyone can get to!Anomalies are formations of an unknown nature that appeared in the Zone after the second explosion. They pose a great danger to the health of any square-headed character, but they form artifacts, which forces many stalkers to investigate them.Groups known to us in the stalker universe are available for joining!Each association of stalkers has its own base and personal traders, the range of which is updated with each new rank.Complete tasks, earn a reputation, upgrade your ammunition, trade!

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  • VanillaBox SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES Minecraft server

    VanillaBox SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES Minecraft server

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    The owner of the “VanillaBox SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES AND DONATES” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mro8.vanillaboxmc.ru

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  • PlanetEarth Minecraft server

    PlanetEarth Minecraft server

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    Vania Minecraft without plugins 1.12.2 This is a map of the entire Earth with a scale of 1: 2000: International

    82.208.17.32:27818

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  • HoneyDukes Minecraft server

    HoneyDukes Minecraft server

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    For those who don’t know me yet, I’d like to introduce myself – Marshmallow (or just Zef). Former administrator and creator of the SquareHeads server. Since I no longer have the time or desire to fight griefers, monitor sheriffs and generally do anything… the server is completely vanilla with a paid access. You can say that I opened a server for my beloved, for a calm and leisurely game. But if anyone wants to play together, I’ll be glad to see you =)

    The pass is issued once and for all. You can purchase it in our VK group.https://vk.com/honeyduke

    91.134.125.47:25599

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  • 💎 BarsMine 💎 Survival, Bedwars, Vulture 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

    💎 BarsMine 💎 Survival, Bedwars, Vulture 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

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    ➜ VKontakte group vk.com/barsmine

    ➜ Website for purchasing donations BarsMine.ru

    ➜ IP – mc.topbars.net

    ➜ Version – 1.12-1.20

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    ★ ➜ Best survival server!

    ★ ➜ Honest PVP with Antirelog

    ★ ➜ BedWars, SkyWars

    ★ ➜ Cheap and honest donation!

    ★ ➜ Rarely wipe and never take away donations!

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    Also

    ★ No lags!

    ★ We don’t cheat for donations, we’re honest!

    ★ Kind and responsive administration!

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    m34.topbars.net

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  • RatCorner Minecraft server

    RatCorner Minecraft server

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    Anarchic – Vanilla server, with custom structures, strong mobs and a friendly community)

    95.31.43.107:19132

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  • FOXY-LAND server Minecraft

    FOXY-LAND server Minecraft

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    We invite players to the FOXY-LAND project

    On our server there is only survival, there is no creativity

    There are some modifications, such as improving vanilla food or increasing difficulty levels. Our server is definitely not for ordinary players, because there are 4 times more mobs spawning, hunger is spent 2 times faster

    Also, there is no private on our server, but griefing is not allowed.

    There is no donation that can be purchased for real money; it can only be purchased with in-game currency (foxes).

    We have simple mini-games like Spleef, and you can also get in-game currency for playing them.

    There are interesting datapacks, such as: Vanilla+ Food, Pumkin Boss, Invisible Item Frame, Auto Smelt, Silk Spawner and more.

    Our server has an adequate administration that knows what they are doing (administrators in the world of survival also lack creativity)

    The assembly is completely our own, not downloaded from anywhere, it was created by us personally, you are unlikely to see anything similar to our server)

    Our server supports versions 1.8 – 1.16.4 and no, this does not mean that the server will not have innovations from 1.16.4, the server has synchronization of all versions, and even if you log in with 1.8, you will have all the updates from 1.16. 4.

    On our server there is also a “creative” mode where you can ask the administrator for a private message and build something. In this mode, creative is not issued, only private. The whole world itself is private.

    VK group – vk.com/mcfoxyland

    fox.joinserver.ru

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  • Vanilla ReFABRICated SMP

    Vanilla ReFABRICated SMP

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    Welcome to Vanilla ReFABRICated SMP! This aims to be a very refreshed vanilla experience through Fabric mods. Regions Unexplored and Tectonic add realistic terrain generation, almost 70 new biomes, and hundreds of new blocks. Blockus adds hundreds more blocks and Roughly Enough Items lets you browse survival recipes for all new blocks. Venture out and explore this amazing world and maybe you’ll stumble into one of Yung’s many reworked structures. There’s even more than that to explore and discover. So lace up your boots and experience pure Minecraft to it’s fullest!

    Join our discord! https://discord.gg/72GqPw43tD

    Fabric Mod Loaderhttps://maven.fabricmc.net/net/fabricmc/fabric-installer/1.0.0/fabric-installer-1.0.0.jar

    Click on .jar file above and follow installation instructions. after download, start up your client and make sure you choose “fabric-loader-1.20.4 from your installations list and press play. once Minecraft has fully loaded, close the game. Press the windows key + r to bring up the windows run program. Type %appdata% and press enter. Locate your .minecraft folder, click on it and find the mods folder. Follow the links below, download the associated .jar files and drag and drop them into your mods folder. You must download all mods or your client will not allow you to join the server*

    Mods listhttps://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/architectury-api/files/5137967https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/blockus/files/5067062https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/cloth-config/files/4973455https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/fabric-api/files/5135435https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/irisshaders/files/5095001https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/lithium/files/4972281https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/nullscape/files/4937859https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/ruins/files/5115735https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/regions-unexplored/files/5127361https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/roughly-enough-items/files/4973491https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/sodium/files/5092261https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/tectonic/files/4944697https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/terrablender-fabric/files/5068224https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/wilder-wild/files/4995737https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/wi-zoom/files/4936728https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/yungs-api-fabric/files/5124276https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/yungs-better-desert-temples-fabric/files/5124310https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/yungs-better-dungeons-fabric/files/5124296https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/yungs-better-end-island-fabric/files/5124342https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/yungs-better-jungle-temples-fabric/files/5124333https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/yungs-better-mineshafts-fabric/files/5124290https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/yungs-better-nether-fortresses-fabric/files/5124330https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/yungs-better-ocean-monuments-fabric/files/5124322https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/yungs-better-strongholds-fabric/files/5124280https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/yungs-better-witch-huts-fabric/files/5124346https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/yungs-bridges-fabric/files/5124352https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/yungs-extras-fabric/files/5124350

    Huge thanks to YUNGNICKYOUNG, UHQ_GAMES, alexander9892, shedaniel, Brandcraft, coderbot, jellysquid3_ , Starmute, phillipmoddev, Apollo, Adubbz, Osmiooo, modmuss50.

    *Any donations if offered must go to the mod developers*

    *RULES

    1. All members must respect all other members. Consent is key. Do not do anything to anyone or their items without explicit consent.

    2. Absolutely NO GRIEFING. This goes without saying. We want to have fun. If your type of fun is ruining other players’ fun, you will be banned.

    3. PVP is allowed only with consent. PVP and PVE events will be held every now and then. On event days, logging on will be considered consent to participating in said event.

    4. We are an adult Minecraft and Discord Server and as such swearing and various topics are allowed. However we DO NOT discuss the following. -politics-religion-hate on the LGBTQIA+ community -racismMembers caught in violation will receive one warning followed by restricted privileges on both servers and on a third strike will be permanently banned.

    5. Any complaints, questions, or reports of rule violation are to be messaged privately to me and I will work with you on an immediate resolution. Suggestions on Discord or Minecraft server improvements may also be sent to me. Decisions will most often be made by community vote.

    Thanks for joining our brand new community and I hope we can make something awesome! Be safe out there Miners!

    Join our discord! discord.gg/72GqPw43tD

    vanillarefabricated.apexmc.co:25694

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  • 🔥 XOREKMC ♫ Griefing 1.16.5 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 XOREKMC ♫ Griefing 1.16.5 🔥 Minecraft server

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    ? IP address: mc.XorekMC.ru

    ? Online store: XorekMC.ru

    ? Discord server: https://discord.gg/ySm6DsNd

    ? Submit to helper: https://vk.com/topic-218156285_49352331

    ? VK group: @XorekMC

    ? Game version: 1.16.5

    mc.XorekMC.ru

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  • Beehivemc Minecraft server

    Beehivemc Minecraft server

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    Hi all !

    The administration of BeeHiveMC Server welcomes you! The creator of the GaZZip server and I am not Russian. I came from the English language and the translation was made thanks to my friend. Thank him very much.

    The server is designed for everyone, that is, in English since everyone knows it, but in the future we promise to add a translator plugin with which you can change languages ​​right in the game!!

    Server theme: Survival:

    • The shops •

    • Honesty •

    • adequacy of players •

    • economic balance •

    • warps •

    • privates •

    • and pirated •

    We try to provide you with the best gaming experience on our server! I hope you enjoy it!

    mc.beehivecraft.net

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